"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude. If this is actually true, it should be nothing less than rock solid proof that you made a good decision by dumping the loony b*tch.

Holy crap, I never understand why people do this kind of stuff. How the hell would that be getting you back, or whatever? :rolleyes:

If anything, it just goes to show that she's an unstable ho.....and SIX MONTHS?! WTF, I could wipe my ass with a six month relationship. THat's not long enough for her to be all bent about it....enough to send you a sex tape. Good God.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I would keep the tape. If she starts sending more or doing some other ****. Then post it online and send it to her parents.
 
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Re: I'm totally questioning it

Originally posted by WestCoaster
A gal like that isn't going to give a crap about a guy she dated only six months.

There's a lot of lying that goes on at this site, and I think this is one of them.
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Ah, WestCoaster, the voice of reason steps forward and dispels it.

I think it's a hoax as well, notice the poster's name as themanupstairs.
 
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I'm shocked this was story was so quickly accepted.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Congrats on your first post here. Oh, your a producer from Holleywood.

:rolleyes:
 
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this post is wreaking with fakeness.....
:rolleyes:
 
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Francisco d'Anconia

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Send it to her parents. Nah, that would be too raw. Too bad that you are letting her push your buttons like that. Hmmm, maybe make it a streaming video on the net.... :p
 
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Originally posted by rgeere
Wait a second!!! One of the mods check the ip of this guy. I think it's the same guy who posted under cumfiesta.
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For those of you who don't believe me, look at this thread and see how it matches up...

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52479

Originally posted by [T]he ishop
I think that's the part about where he went upstairs, then found that the supposed guy sexing his nonexistant girlfriend had sprouted wings and flown out of the open 2nd floor bathroom window...
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by rgeere
Wait a second!!! One of the mods check the ip of this guy. I think it's the same guy who posted under cumfiesta.
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I can't deny it... That Cumfiesta tickles my funny bone.
"Hi, I'm here for the fiesta." Anyhow, his stories are a pleasure to read. If you guys really want him to stop posting just ignore him... The playground rules often carry over to adulthood. As for me, his reading material has filled the void that Calvin and Hobbes has left me. ~Zappa
 
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TROLL SCUM **** YOU **** FILTHY ******
 
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Sorry but this is unacceptable trolling.
 
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Holy shyt! I've always fantasized about one of my ex's sending me a tape like that. I dunno if I'm sick, but I'd like to see one of my exes get gangfycked.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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He never said he went out with her for 6 months, he said they broke up 6 months ago.... but either way, she is a sick bitter bytch
 
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In the slight chance that this is really true don't send it to her parents, don't post it on the internet.

Send it back and have the first part taped over. By you dancing with or doing some other very romantic and nonsexual activity with a new gf. If you don't have a gf have a girl pretend to do it. Have your part end with both of you laughing from enjoyment and sharing a very romantic kiss and then cut out to her gangbang.

That is the truly evil thing to do.
 
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God...you people are such asses sometimes. :rolleyes: Either get a good whack-off to it or throw it out. That's all porn is good for.

Stop thinking about it. She's a dumb slut and she sent you her gangbang porno JUST TO PROVOKE THIS KIND OF REACTION from you, to have you sitting around thinking and wondering with your "fellow DJs" what you should do.

It's porn. Either whack to it or throw it out. Or sell it on Ebay or something. Like you would any other amateur porn. The more you sit here and mull over revenge tactics or the right "DJ way to respond", the more satisfaction she gets out of knowing she's f*cking with your head. How so many self-proclaimed Don Juans can let the slutty actions of some irrational trick affect them so is beyond me. :mad:
 
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Just my questions on this topic

Did you watch the whole tape? just a glimpse? could you stomach it? Did you masturbate to it? LOL
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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