Ex-model has 220 dates in 6 years, and decides to marry her dog

[MatureDJ]

Former model seeks church blessing to 'marry' her dog after going on 220 failed dates

FORMER model Elizabeth Hoad has given up on men after 220 failed dates — and is going to “marry” her dog. Elizabeth, 49, hopes to persuade a priest at her local Catholic church to bless her union w…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Judging by her "modeling"photos, she 's had the 1000 c0ck/permanently vacant stare long before the 220 dates.

Dog's legit better looking than her.

 

[Travel memoir21]

Lol....she's a model....talk about spinning plates the female version and being the ultimate attention wh*re lol.....whatever...I hope the guys she dated got something out of it as well like social experience and a good time.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Jesus motherfcking Christ what the motherfvck is wrong with you?

That article is from 2019.

Are you so desperate for cope you're scraping 7 year old articles to look for any excuse to stay celibate?

You are the most deliberately voluntary celibate in existence.

You are DESPERATE for reasons to safely inside your house.

 

[Mike32ct]

Height, hair and money.

The dog at least has #2 lol.