Ex-Girlfriend Wants My Pole

[Drowning]

Alright, so I come home for Winter Break (November 24th-January 2nd...I know, kickass right?) and I see my ex-girlfriend again. We talk and hang out some and her interest level soars because I'm a bada$$. (She wanted to get back together before I left for college but I didn't want to be tied to my home town. Still don't.) She keeps wanting to see me and I have pretty much an open invitation to fool around with her during my break. Problem is...she's got a boyfriend and I don't want to take his place. However, my little buddy is feeling neglected and wants to play with her a little.

I'm left with two choices. One, fool around with her, let her cheat on her boyfriend, then leave her since I wouldn't go out with a girl that cheats on her boyfriend. (Double standard, I know. Sue me.) Or two, hold back, keep her in the friend zone and masturbate constantly until I get back and will be able to see a couple girls I've got some nonexclusive dating going on with there.

All my friends tell me to restrain myself and some shlt about "the dlck wants many, but the heart wants one" or something. I submit to the awesome knowledge of the gathered DJs and await responses. WHAT THE FVCK SHOULD I DO??!!

 

[CharmaLeo]

Why do you give yourself choices and limitations. Screw them all. You are on a break, enjoy yourself son.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

How about meeting girls over the break?

 

[xhikari]

just bang her..enjoy it and get to know other girls.

 

[TizZle]

If she cheats on her b/f that's his problem.... Hopefully he finds out and nexts her if that happens.... And if i was that her b/f and i found out that that happened i wouldn't say sh!t and just forget to lube it up and shove it in the pooper and rip her a new one but that's just me and then i would walk out and say " That's for cheating on me b1tch"

 

[Drowning]

So, the unanimous reply is "Go for it!" Don't suppose there are any objections?

As for other girls, I'm at home. There are no other girls. LoL But seriously, if I see any decent ones I'll do some approaches.

 

[b's nuts]

Originally posted by TizZle
And if i was that her b/f and i found out that that happened i wouldn't say sh!t and just forget to lube it up and shove it in the pooper and rip her a new one but that's just me and then i would walk out and say " That's for cheating on me b1tch"

ahahahhahaha, i was just trolling but that was worth logging in. ahahahahahaha. Ill just go ahead and remember that incase i should be so unfortunate.

 

[Desdinova]

"the dlck wants many, but the heart wants one"

Yeah, but the heart pumps blood to the d1ck, so it's all good!

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Drowning
All my friends tell me to restrain myself and some shlt about "the dlck wants many, but the heart wants one" or something. I submit to the awesome knowledge of the gathered DJs and await responses. WHAT THE FVCK SHOULD I DO??!!

Yeah...those friends can't get more than one, so they convince themselves that that's what their "heart" wants.

As far as what you should do, if you don't think her BF is gonna come after you with a baseball bat while you sleep or something, then yeah, go ahead and boink her.

 

[Engetsu]

Originally posted by Drowning
I have pretty much an open invitation to fool around with her during my break.

She's already on the blacklist in my book. Just the fact of mentioning that she wants to screw around with you is just as bad as cheating. I say fùck her, tape it if possible, and show her boyfriend and family.

 

[Drowning]

Well...she did dump ME.