"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So me and my ex started talking again really. All started when i gave her a copy of my bands demo she liked it. Well wierd thing is i still like her. I was talking to her on AIM, and said this, because i really dont give a **** for her friendship. She said she didnt have feelings for me anymore. So i said ok ill leave you be then. Then shes like wait and blah blah blah. Then out of no where almost she says, if i get her flowers and send them annonymousely to her in class on v-day.(we in HS). She will leave her bf and try with me again.....wtf is this?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Let me guess, she dumped you?

Don't send her sh*t on Valentine's Day. You two had your chance together. Concentrate on finding a better girl. It sounds like she's jerking you around.
 

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Originally posted by ShizamDaMan
Let me guess, she dumped you?

Don't send her sh*t on Valentine's Day. You two had your chance together. Concentrate on finding a better girl. It sounds like she's jerking you around.
well i dumped her first, then she dumped me. Thing is i have extreme interest in this ***** for some reason. But its probably not even her, its probably just how **** used to be.
 

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sounds like what i was involved in around this time last year....except i was fcuking some girl and my ex wanted me back since she was jealous :D

anyways i faltered and went running back to exy since i watned to screw her and i ended up getting hurt in the process

my advice is this my friend.....................

RUN B*TCH RUN! There's a reason why she's an EX, there's a reason why you dumped her also! Dont fall into this pitfall like i did!

And dont get her flowers.... save the cash for yourself... if she asks for flowers again pick some outta her garden and give them to her! LOL Grass always does the trick! :rolleyes:

- Nightspark!:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Swede54

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Originally posted by MacDiddy
This has to be the dumbest setup I've ever seen... Who will be the Fall Guy???

My money's on you Swede!!!

Prove me wrong
lol your right bro its such a setup i can tell **** that. Flowers don't mean anything.
 

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time..........

Hey,

Don't waste your time being 'jerked around' by an Ex.

Move on...........

cave dweller
 

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An ex, is an EX for a reason. I can already predict you'll get dumped by her within a couple a weeks. Save yourself some emotional grief and move on, SERIOUSLY.
 

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This girl obviously likes the attention and drama she see's on day time television. Unfortunately she's not the only one of her kind. Typically you want to wash your hands of a situation like this one.

Since this is a highschool and obviously the drama involved here is superficial i recommend fighting fire with fire. Find one of her cute friends and try to salvage this disiaster my young friend. Go to her and explain your feelings to her in the hopes of finding awnsers. She'll think you dedication is sweet and desireable and thus become attracted to you. I would assume that she would then try to cease you for herself if you play your cards right.
 

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She like u mayne, but she playin games wit u. Leave her alone. U never really get over somebody u liked a lot.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by dadmonson
She like u mayne, but she playin games wit u. Leave her alone. U never really get over somebody u liked a lot.
yeah your right bro. I talked to her tonight, and said i wouldnt get them for her. Because shes not my gf. So she started acting "sad". But then even *****y in a way. Saying how shes used to me being a disapointment or some crap. And how i was a ****ty bf. Then i just said to her, if you were my gf id buy them for you, but your with someoen else so im sorry. Then she apolgoized or some crap then i think blocked me on aim or just signed off.
 
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