"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Everyone Loves a Secret : Basic Tip Alert

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Anyone want a really basic general easy simple tip?

This tip is very basic that at times it is forgotten, or perhaps unknown to new Don Juans, so I will repeat it.

If you want her to show somewhat more attention to you, tell her you have a secret you want to tell her the next time you see her. Then when she comes up to you, and it is crucial that she comes up, to find out the secret...

...lean in toward her with your chest facing her chest and your mouth near her ear and 'pretend' like you were going to whisper something. Then pull away and say something along the lines of "Uhhh... nevermind." with a little smirk/grin.

The whole leaning in part is a small stepping stone to some kino and the whole verbal part of it makes her urning to know the secret leading to an almost endless amount of possible scenerios only a DJ could play off.

It works best with lady-friends you know in high school and perhaps college... but I wouldn't try doing it to with stranger because it might work but I doubt it.

If this was useful to at least one person... I'd like to say I'm glad to contribute.

DJ_Trainee_10
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Great tip! You're 100% right. I love doing that to HBs. Only problem is it gets annoying when they keep pestering you to tell them the secret. They never stop!
 
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VegasGuy56 said:
Great tip! You're 100% right. I love doing that to HBs. Only problem is it gets annoying when they keep pestering you to tell them the secret. They never stop!
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You can turn this into some C+F

HB: Whats the secret!?

You: Your shoe is untied :D

There are many other C+F things you could say as well, be creative
 
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C&F does not = "You're shoe is untied"

My 'secret' would be...

"Rumor has it...you can't stop talking about me. People say you might just want me pretty bad."
 
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Skilla:

That is a solid C&F and it definetely sends the right message. She might say, "Oh ya, Which People are saying that?"

To which you would reply what?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I reply with...


Who's talking about it? Just about the whole school. I also heard another rumor that you and I are hanging out this weekend.
 
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danno: hb, we're friends right?
hb: sure!
danno: so i can trust you if i have a problem, right?
hb: yeah...
danno: well i do have a problem, and im not sure what to do about it. but you cant tell ANYONE
hb: okay. what is it?
danno: now im serious, hb, if you tell ANYONE i will stop talkign to you.
hb: i wont tell!
danno: promise?
hb: yes! i swear!
danno: (quietly, deliberately prepares himself to deliver the news)
danno: okay. here it is. (pause). i...i dont know what to do. you see...
hb: yes??......
danno: the 7-11 down the street stopped selling vault, and its really my absolute favorite. theres no other gas stations around, and it kinda bugs me when i go in there. what should i do?

its priceless to build them up for a long time just to let them down like that, its so funny they get so anxious about it
 
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Sounds kind of funny. Could work either way though, the girl could think you're retarded, or funny as hell.
 
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