"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Every South Park episode available online!!

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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it loads really fast for me.

I use comcast for my ISP.
 

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yo, it's all open now. Comedy central finally gave up and made their own website with all the episodes.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/

That one will work in any country.
 

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Wow, awesome! It's like a dream come true! Just too bad their "full screen" mode is bullshyt. :-/
 

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google - watchthesimpsonsonline (free simpsons)
- familyguyx (free family guy)

enjoy
 

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Any places where you can watch Futurama or King of the Hill online?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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when i went to watch season 12 all it showed was some stupid video of a monkey p*ssing in its own mouth. wtf.
 

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g g g unit said:
google - watchthesimpsonsonline (free simpsons)
- familyguyx (free family guy)

enjoy
WARNING!

watchthesimpsonsonline.com is down indefinitely. If you use Google and end up on watchthesimpsonsonline.net, it is a fake site with spyware/viruses.
 

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Phyzzle said:
WARNING!

watchthesimpsonsonline.com is down indefinitely. If you use Google and end up on watchthesimpsonsonline.net, it is a fake site with spyware/viruses.
arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh i was watching it the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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