"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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it loads really fast for me.

I use comcast for my ISP.
 

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yo, it's all open now. Comedy central finally gave up and made their own website with all the episodes.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/

That one will work in any country.
 

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Wow, awesome! It's like a dream come true! Just too bad their "full screen" mode is bullshyt. :-/
 

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google - watchthesimpsonsonline (free simpsons)
- familyguyx (free family guy)

enjoy
 

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Any places where you can watch Futurama or King of the Hill online?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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when i went to watch season 12 all it showed was some stupid video of a monkey p*ssing in its own mouth. wtf.
 

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g g g unit said:
google - watchthesimpsonsonline (free simpsons)
- familyguyx (free family guy)

enjoy
WARNING!

watchthesimpsonsonline.com is down indefinitely. If you use Google and end up on watchthesimpsonsonline.net, it is a fake site with spyware/viruses.
 

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Phyzzle said:
WARNING!

watchthesimpsonsonline.com is down indefinitely. If you use Google and end up on watchthesimpsonsonline.net, it is a fake site with spyware/viruses.
arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh i was watching it the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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