"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Every South Park episode available online!!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it loads really fast for me.

I use comcast for my ISP.
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yo, it's all open now. Comedy central finally gave up and made their own website with all the episodes.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/

That one will work in any country.
 

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Wow, awesome! It's like a dream come true! Just too bad their "full screen" mode is bullshyt. :-/
 

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google - watchthesimpsonsonline (free simpsons)
- familyguyx (free family guy)

enjoy
 

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Any places where you can watch Futurama or King of the Hill online?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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when i went to watch season 12 all it showed was some stupid video of a monkey p*ssing in its own mouth. wtf.
 

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g g g unit said:
google - watchthesimpsonsonline (free simpsons)
- familyguyx (free family guy)

enjoy
WARNING!

watchthesimpsonsonline.com is down indefinitely. If you use Google and end up on watchthesimpsonsonline.net, it is a fake site with spyware/viruses.
 

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Phyzzle said:
WARNING!

watchthesimpsonsonline.com is down indefinitely. If you use Google and end up on watchthesimpsonsonline.net, it is a fake site with spyware/viruses.
arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh i was watching it the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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