"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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every body check this out cause you may be in same spot

blinkwatt

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alright fellas.im taking this super hot chick to prom.she has had the same bf for two years now.now the way i see it is that i got a chance with her as im going to prom with her. she went to my school frosh and soph year,but got kicked out. she still has friends at my school.i figured she might have said yeah cause like she may have thought it would be fun to go since she has hella friends still at my school. how could i go about trying to get somewhere with her since she has a bf?i know that im superficial about who i go to prom with but are girls also(cause like im told im cute and stuff,but she is super hot and i know shes out of my league),but that didnt stop me from asking her to go with me. any of you guys have techiniques on movin in on her?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well, she's obviously not out of your league if she's going to prom with you and she has a bf. She's most likely just waiting for another guy I'd say. You asked her and she said yes. Even if she has great qualities and is extremely hott, she is no different of a person than you. (Other than the obvious physical differences)

As far as hooking up, the answer is simple. Assume that she likes you and act accordingly. Straight from David D. I think. If you assume she likes you, it sets you up perfectly. Just have a great time be confident that she is into you.
 

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well that's your problem right there. You say she's out of your league, well that attitude is 100% guaranteed to fail. You gotta be confident about it, as stated above she is no different than you are. Putting on a girl on a pedestal, and putting yourself below her is definitely NOT going to work. But anyway, yeah I think you have a definite shot if you play your cards right, good luck!
 

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holy crap. thanks for the replies i like the way you put it,putting her on a pedestal.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ur fu(cked, ur not gonna get with her unless shes a real slut or a man hanging monkey.

Why, is she has an ltr would she agree to go back to a place she got kicked out of, with someone who doesnt consider himself her equal.

You got it, to see her friends.

And i love the way the rest of you are spouting regurgitated (rap back at him.

ahh, well, good luck
 

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Originally posted by JSH
ur fu(cked, ur not gonna get with her unless shes a real slut or a man hanging monkey.

Why, is she has an ltr would she agree to go back to a place she got kicked out of, with someone who doesnt consider himself her equal.

You got it, to see her friends.

And i love the way the rest of you are spouting regurgitated (rap back at him.

ahh, well, good luck
i entirely agree, except on one point

if her boyfriend is really lame and she doesn't really like him anymore, then she may just be trying to look for a new man, but hasn't broken up with him yet because if she can't find anyone else he's still there.
 
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