"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ever taken revenge on an ex? I have.

cactus3178

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I completely forgot about this until last night when my friend brought it up and so I had to share this story because it's my crowning achievement of revenge:


I found out my ex (not the one I whine about on here, the one before) was cheating on me from her friend who told me the gruesome details. I was bummed, so my uncle took me to the river with a bunch of people, both my ex's female cousins included.

So I was sitting there drinking my beer when one of my ex's cousins came and sat down next to me and told me she knew what happened and that she was sorry. then she proceeded to tell me she's always had the hots for me, then one thing led to another and we ended up f*cking under the sun at the river.

THEN, 4 hours later, we went back to my uncle's house for a bbq, and everybody came. At this point, I was toasted ass drunk. The ex's OTHER cousin was just hanging out, and I got a brilliant idea to just walk up and kiss her on the lips. I figured, WTF, she'll either slap me or kiss me back. I had nothing to lose. Anyhow, she kissed me back and once again, one thing led to another and we ended up having sex outside, behind the house.

So that's my revenge story. Two of her cousins within the same 6 hour period.

*I'd never do this again because I know it was wrong, but hey, at the time, I wanted blood.....so to speak......no pun intended*
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tango-Kid

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I don´t do that, because it puts you on the same low level with the hoe who cheated on you before. If you´re proud and show dignity, you don´t have to seek for revenge because of what some kunt did to you.

But... if you do it not in sake of revenge, but just to get laid by two hot cousins... why not!!! :D
 

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You will have the power once you do something like that by without even thinking of it as a revenge.

The oposite of love isnt hate, its indiference.
 

DJ_Dork

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Sure dude, whatever you say. "Revenge is a best served cold on a dish" - Klingon proverb.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

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