"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ever run into a full blown bi@tch?

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I'm walking through one of the college halls trying to get down the stairs and I get to a really narrow part of the hall way. So there's about 10 students laying down side by side, from one side of the wall to the other! I stop and pause for a sec. This one girl sorta looks up and says "so you probably wanna get through eh" in a witty type of way. So I reply YEAH. Now she was moving her legs in an EXTRA slow way and her friends didn't make an attempt to move, so i was like **** this! I said "well it looks like I gotta hop over you guys". So I pretty much hop-scotched my way over their legs etc. I didn't care, I had class to get to. So this same bi@tch yells out "WOW your awesome" with a sarcastic tone. As i'm looking back I see one of her fat whale friends giving me a sarcastic thumbs up. So I sarcastically give myself a round of applause and start clapping.

Man I really wanted to smack her. How do you deal with biatches like that?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Most of the time by ignoring. If there's a sharp witty comment on the tongue to fire back (maybe in this case something along the lines of, "You didn't need your friends. YOU lying down would have blocked more than enough.")

But most of the time by just ignoring. Keep a completely blank stare, don't look pissed, don't smile, nothing. Just keep walking. The cold shoulder.
 

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It's always the ugly and fat ones that have to get cute.I just ignore 'em they ain't sh!t anyways.

You always lose arguing with women cuz they have people's sympythy behind them.I don't even bother dealing with them outside of game.
 

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Originally posted by Tha Realnezz
It's always the ugly and fat ones that have to get cute.I just ignore 'em they ain't sh!t anyways.

You always lose arguing with women cuz they have people's sympythy behind them.I don't even bother dealing with them outside of game.
this biatch was hot, her friend was the fat one. Both biatches though :)
 

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One was hot and the other was her "duff" designated ugly fat friend. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DeathDealer

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I've met a couple, they tend to be talkative. I know one real well, my b1tch ass sister and one of my coworkers.
 

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Hey,

You got to play the game and understand where they come from if you want to get in her pants.

1... Most women say a bunch of shvt...just blow it off.

2... Most women 'drown in a glass of water' ie:

You buy a green shirt, she says you should have bought a blue one.
You then buy a blue car and then she says you should have bought a green one.
You buy green curtains and she says you should have bought blue ones.

If you just blow off about 90% of what they say you will be slipping their panties off.

The hot babe on the floor? You should have asked her all about the 'demonstration' and told her you would love to join her but you are running short of time, but, you want to talk to her later about it.....

cave dweller
 

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Personally I would have just said I gave her 2 mins before calling the janitor to pick up the garbage, and just kept on walking...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I said "well it looks like I gotta hop over you guys". So I pretty much hop-scotched my way over their legs etc. I didn't care, I had class to get to.
-u did care thats why u made this thread
-next time you will just walk on their legs if they dont move away, no hopping plz you should have more selfrespect than that.
 

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This happens to me occasionally, when I pass through narrow hallways between class. So I just step on their legs. Whoops, not my fault.
 

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Originally posted by Double
-u did care thats why u made this thread
-next time you will just walk on their legs if they dont move away, no hopping plz you should have more selfrespect than that.
wow.. i lack self respect because i HOPPED over some legs


:rolleyes:
 

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no of course not, you are fine, just be yourself, and never ever listen to criticism from people that just want to help you, becaus maybe it really could help you handle situations like that better in the future. but that would be bad, than you could no longer cry for sympathty:(
 

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wow if you can't handle that wait till you experience life
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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