"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ever run a train?
- Thread starter lebRambo
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
were your friends Lebanese also ?
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
Consensual sex
Just that alot of chicks that have told me they have done that sort of thing it was always with a few Lebonese boys
what makes a woman want to have sex like this ?
do you have an answer having been there ?
Lost In Translation
PART KANGAROO
Maybe thats why. she was just a slvt....
It was her idea! We were just like (jokingly) "ever had a train run over you?"
she was like "no, but I've always wanted to try it....how many mates have you got with you?"
I was like "......F*CK!
"Then I was like "we got 6 boys here"
she's like "yeah, that'll do. Lets go to my place, my parents are away for the weekend"
MicCheck1-2
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And I didn't even get to climax because the chick kept saying she wanted to go home and the rubber wasn't sensitive enough.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I hate to sound insensitive. But, it's your fault, live with it.Originally posted by MicCheck1-2
Yes. Me and my boys boys all ran a train on this dude's girlfriend who was leaving town the next day. (Everyone wore condoms of course) It was the worst day in my life. I still feel guilty because that's how I lost my virginity.
And I didn't even get to climax because the chick kept saying she wanted to go home and the rubber wasn't sensitive enough.
this whole thread and everyone who has "run train" are absolutely pathetic.
any woman who would behave like this is absolutely pathetic as well.
beyond sad.
J
Besides which, you're not ever going to hear of a guy with 6 girls outside of porn and bull****, whereas you'd be surprised how many 'trains' get 'run' (I never heard that phrase before either, but it's a good one). I myself, while having the good sense not to take part, have personally observed 7 men take a 17 year old on a pub pool table after hours, 5 take a 19 year old in a carpark, and 4 take a 23 year old at a party. And that's just what I've seen, let alone known about, and let alone heard of. And I'm still young.
I'm interested in the fact that I never wanted in on it, whereas you guys all did and seem to have regretted it awfully aftwerwards. Does that make me smart and you retarded? Or me retarded and you naive?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
nah I never did this ****, that is just, way too graphic for me.
speedo_meme
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