"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ever run a train?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Q-Pid

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But you only live once eh? :D
 
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lebRambo

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haha. Living once could have been a f*ckload shorter had the whole std thing not turned out right. :confused:
 

lebRambo

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yes I am Lebanese.

no, they weren't lebanese.

are you trying to suggest that it wasn't actually a train, but gang-rape? bloody skips. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lost In Translation

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no lol

Consensual sex

Just that alot of chicks that have told me they have done that sort of thing it was always with a few Lebonese boys

what makes a woman want to have sex like this ?

do you have an answer having been there ?


Lost In Translation :D

PART KANGAROO
 

lebRambo

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she was some random asian coastal slvt (kinda hot though). girls from the south coast are absolute slvts.

Maybe thats why. she was just a slvt....:confused:

It was her idea! We were just like (jokingly) "ever had a train run over you?"

she was like "no, but I've always wanted to try it....how many mates have you got with you?"

I was like "......F*CK! :eek: "

Then I was like "we got 6 boys here"

she's like "yeah, that'll do. Lets go to my place, my parents are away for the weekend"
 

Q-Pid

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Originally posted by lebRambo
haha. Living once could have been a f*ckload shorter had the whole std thing not turned out right. :confused:
hahahaha touche
 

MicCheck1-2

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Yes. Me and my boys boys all ran a train on this dude's girlfriend who was leaving town the next day. (Everyone wore condoms of course) It was the worst day in my life. I still feel guilty because that's how I lost my virginity. :(

And I didn't even get to climax because the chick kept saying she wanted to go home and the rubber wasn't sensitive enough. :(
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJ4Real

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Originally posted by MicCheck1-2
Yes. Me and my boys boys all ran a train on this dude's girlfriend who was leaving town the next day. (Everyone wore condoms of course) It was the worst day in my life. I still feel guilty because that's how I lost my virginity. :(

And I didn't even get to climax because the chick kept saying she wanted to go home and the rubber wasn't sensitive enough. :(
I hate to sound insensitive. But, it's your fault, live with it.
 

joekerr31

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you people are f*cked in the head. im no conservative christian, but my god, don't you guys have any shame? are people just pieces of meat?

this whole thread and everyone who has "run train" are absolutely pathetic.

any woman who would behave like this is absolutely pathetic as well.

beyond sad.

J
 

manuva

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I've run trains over every chick I've ever been with.

I rail her once, twice, three times, four times, five... til she gets too sore and leaves :D
 

sikpupy

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Originally posted by joekerr31
you people are f*cked in the head. im no conservative christian, but my god, don't you guys have any shame? are people just pieces of meat?

this whole thread and everyone who has "run train" are absolutely pathetic.

any woman who would behave like this is absolutely pathetic as well.

beyond sad.

J
Please, if you had 6 nice looking chicks ready to get naked and suck your ****, your gonna say no?? ........... yea, right!!

Me behind other guys? No way! Maybe if I was first.
 

nectarine

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A guy with six chicks is different from a girl with 6 guys, and you know it.

Besides which, you're not ever going to hear of a guy with 6 girls outside of porn and bull****, whereas you'd be surprised how many 'trains' get 'run' (I never heard that phrase before either, but it's a good one). I myself, while having the good sense not to take part, have personally observed 7 men take a 17 year old on a pub pool table after hours, 5 take a 19 year old in a carpark, and 4 take a 23 year old at a party. And that's just what I've seen, let alone known about, and let alone heard of. And I'm still young.

I'm interested in the fact that I never wanted in on it, whereas you guys all did and seem to have regretted it awfully aftwerwards. Does that make me smart and you retarded? Or me retarded and you naive?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Charisma

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waha, bumped in this thread during a search looking for old nicknames, damn this thread :crackup: :crackup: Didn't even realise that **** realy existed, whaaaat :confused: Just the thought of it, like w000t! :crackup: :crackup:
 

Boner da Stoner

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lol, *******

nah I never did this ****, that is just, way too graphic for me.
 

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I've never done it, but sheesh, think about 6 dudes running a train on YOUR girlfriend, talk about disrespect. I would never do it to another human being, even though the girl would be to blame too. I would hope any girl I ever went out with wouldn't do it either. Besides, I know some supersl*ts that wouldn't get a train run on them, it's just degrading...
 
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