ever hit on your dental hygenist?

[00Kevin]

Anyone here have experience hitting on their hygienist? Any have a success story?

Every time I leave from the dental office I just can’t get the hygienist out of my mind. She has a quirky personality, is thin, and is very attractive. I get the impression that she would be great in a LTR. She is also Italian (non Americanized).

I haven’t seen this girl in over a year and despite that fact she remembers everything I’ve talked to her about the previous time I visited her. Could she be purposely remembering me?

The good thing is, I was totally dressed out. I had my shinny shoes on and everything.

Today I was just rather friendly with her. I complimented her and thanked her for her work. I even asked her if she was working out. I told her that she has been for the past two years. I told her that she looked great. I don’t think she believed me because she said something about her being pale faced. (From working in the room all day with no sunlight). She told me that she is basically locked in the room all day. She said that she is basically just like the furniture there.

This girl seems rather shy so eye contact with her isn’t natural for some reason. I wasn’t used to this. Maybe she feels unattractive with her scrubs on. Regardless, it is really hard to tell if she is interested. I’m not used to shy girls and I’m not sure if it could also be a client / patient relationship issue.

The problem is that I only see this girl every 6 months. I've scheduled another dental appointment with the doctor a few weeks from now, but it isn’t with her. I might get the chance to see her again if I take a peek in her room. I think that getting past that client patient relationship isn’t going to be comfortable however.

It is my hope that hygienists all have fantasies about dating a guy who was their patient.

If there is anyone out there that has experience dating a hygienist please post your experiences. Thanks. I need as much information as possible.

 

[flexion_]

They write down your interests in the file. They see 20 patients a day and can remember you a year later - umm no. Don't read too much into it.

 

[00Kevin]

damnit... how am I going to read this girl?

I guess i'll just have to ask her out next time and find out.

 

[rgeere]

No, but I have had a female physician and nurses hit on me several times over a few years ... The funny thing about the female physician was that I had to take my pants off and she felt my nuts up, the nurses just had me take my pants off and didn't do anything ... I've always wondered why ...

 

[Cheiradawg]

Guys come on it is part of their job to hit on you or atleast flirt alittle. They always flirt with me when I go to the dentist, doctors officer, or whatever. Thats not to say women flock to me in gerneral, but these women/girls are incouraged to flirt with you.

 

[00Kevin]

then how the hell do you read them?>

 

[Gipper]

00Kevin,

Wow. You are lusting after your hygienist. That seems a little like a chick lusting after her OB/GYN.

Anyway, you only see her every 6 months, right? Why didn't you ask for her phone number? Was she wiping spit off your chin at the time? I don't mean to sound harsh, but guys who continue to hesitate when the opportunity is there frustrate me. You had a conversation started, then failed to pull the trigger.

Wait 6 months, work your mojo, and ask her out, d@mmit! In the meantime, you should have worked your way through 20 or more chicks. Don't vapor lock on this babe. Succeed or fail, but do something!

Gipper

 

[Chemistry]

Seize the moment... let her check your teeth then go for the number in a casual light-hearted manner

Never actually hit on my dental hygienist, because he's male... his assistants do bring pleasure to the eye but I see too many better lookin chicks out to waste my time with somebody who can see right up my nostrils...

That said, when I broke my jaw and had my mouth wired up the hospitals student dental nurse was hittin on me somethin mean... I mean my jaw was that inflated, but she was runnin on the lines of oh have you hard work done on your teeth... you must've had work done, they look so etc etc... I had other concerns at the time however, plus the same as above applied, she didn't look enough like a p0rn star..

 

[So Many Ways]

Damn I wanna f*ck my optometrist.

 

[Slickster]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
She told me that she is basically locked in the room all day. She said that she is basically just like the furniture there.

Your response, "Well why don't I take you out sometime and shake the dust off of ya."

To me this was ******** for "Ask me out please"

If you get a chance on your next appointment drop in and ask her out already.

If you get rejected you won't have to see her again for another year

 

[00Kevin]

Re: Re: ever hit on your dental hygenist?

Originally posted by Slickster
Your response, "Well why don't I take you out sometime and shake the dust off of ya."

To me this was ******** for "Ask me out please"

If you get a chance on your next appointment drop in and ask her out already.

If you get rejected you won't have to see her again for another year

I agree with you here. I didn realize that at the time. The problem was that I just had a hard time reading her because she is shy.

oh well next time I will do it.

I;ll ask her how she is doing in her prison cell

she will complain

and then I will say , well.. how about you give me your number and i'll take you out.

 

[thefonz]

in my afc days i went to this physical therapist who was suppose to be massaging me for my neck problem......she looked like sara silverman with big cans, i remember one day she had me lay down on the table and positioned my head right between her mountains milk jugs pressed up tight while while she reached under me and massaged my neck with her hands, i remember glancing up at her with a look of extasy on my face and she looked down at me and just smiled between those lovely knockers pressing against my ears.....awwwwww good day. I'm thinking of falling down a flight of stairs this weekend and going back to see her.......

 

[Alpine]

Originally posted by So Many Ways
Damn I wanna f*ck my optometrist.

You need glasses mate.

 

[Slickster]

Re: Re: Re: ever hit on your dental hygenist?

Originally posted by 00Kevin
I agree with you here. I didn realize that at the time. The problem was that I just had a hard time reading her because she is shy.

oh well next time I will do it.

I;ll ask her how she is doing in her prison cell

she will complain

and then I will say , well.. how about you give me your number and i'll take you out.

I agree with you here too.

Not so much on the prison cell thing. She might not catch your intent right away. Especially if she's shy.

Walk in there with this thought in your mind.

- She is the helpless working girl stuck in the boring office all the time. You are there to rescue her. You are the one to take her out in the world for a moment of excitement.

This is really important. Let me explain.

Whether she accepts or rejects you, you leave the situation in the same mindset I described above.

If she rejects - then it is no skin off your back. You were simply offering an alternative to the boredom of her life. Her loss. You can't rescue someone who doesn't want to be saved.

If she accepts - you maintain that air of excitement. She has to believe that you are the shyt. You're not only a man on the "scene". You ARE the scene. I don't mean be arrogant or obnoxious. Just be the guy who always seems to be doing something interesting or exciting. Its the remedy she's searching for.

Walk in there with a big smile say hey how's it going? Just passing by thought I'd say Hi and see how you're doing. Then quickly get a little serious. Lose the smile and quickly glance around the room. Say wow you really ARE here alot aren't you. Why don't you let me take you out sometime? Say it almost a little condescending like you feel guilty that you always seem to be having such a great time and she's stuck working.

If you are feeling bold or she is really enthusiastic then go for the date right there. Suggest that you have plans to do something amazing in the near future and she should come along.

Either way you say "see you soon" and walk out being the man..

 

[Panda 2000]

No way man, my dentist is old! He has a nice breath though.