thelonewolflegend
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Happened to me and not sure exactly why she said she had a great time on our date and it seemed fine to me.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Ever had a chick tell you on after the first date she didnt feel a connection?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
thelonewolflegend
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LOL that's funny. Any tips on getting the vagina to tingle?
thelonewolflegend
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I mean what are you supposed to do on date I show them good time talk to them ask them questions crack jokes touch them here and there on arm and try give them kiss end of date try bring them home etc...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
backseatjuan
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Do you enjoy your life? Do you appreciate every single bit of it? The smell and beauty of flowers, the joy of life itself?
I'm troubleshooting you.
YES or NO?
Another question, do you even concern yourself with such little things as smell and beauty of flowers?
I'm troubleshooting you.
YES or NO?
Another question, do you even concern yourself with such little things as smell and beauty of flowers?
thelonewolflegend
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Not 100% But I do enjoy life and no I don't concerns myself with little things like that.
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Bring George Clooney along with you.thelonewolflegend said:
Tictac
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Sure.
You should thank her and move on.
She saved you time, money and brain damage.
You should thank her and move on.
She saved you time, money and brain damage.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Thatdude8708
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Of course he's trolling. Look at all of his threads..either he's seriously mentally ill, or he just can't read because he asks the most rhetorical questions that have been answered a MILLION times alreadyMtnMan said:
Thorninmyside
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Quoted for truth. Seriously, dude's driveway doesn't quite reach the road if you catch my drift.Thatdude8708 said: