"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ever got your ass kicked by a girl?

diplomatic_lies

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I'm not talking about getting beaten up (that'd be funny though). But you guys ever got beaten in a game (usually sport or anything competitive) badly by a girl?

My arms and ankles still hurt. This girl I met in class, half my size, offered to play me a few games of hockey for a bet. She kicked my ass, scored ALL the points, I scored nothing. At first I thought she was kinda pathetic so I went easy on her, but as the game went on I started trying harder and harder, and then at the end I was out of breath and sweating more than the Hoover dam.

What is even worse is that I'm on the hockey team at college, and usually have a good rep at competitions, and she's never been in a single team or official comp her whole life.

My frigging ego's gonna take a few days to patch up! :(


OH for the record, I never got sex either. However we do have a dinner set up. She's paying...with the $100 I lost to her.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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sifer

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Dip.

Um.

You talk big to other guys on this forum and elsewhere who knows. But you get your ass handed to you by a girl?
 

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SIFER - I never recall bragging about it on any forum, are you confusing me with someone else?

Still I have the right to brag, ever since I joined the team I've never let one puck throuhg, only lost 3 games, and top scorer for the last season. Then some 10-inch girl comes in and sweeps me out.

Maybe this girl has some kind of secret sporting power or something, or she's on super-steroids which give you massive reflexes and strength. Or she could be a robot with superpowers. I dunno.
 

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Maybe this girl has some kind of secret sporting power or something, or she's on super-steroids which give you massive reflexes and strength. Or she could be a robot with superpowers. I dunno.
Maybe she's a man :D

Try going through his purse and find out what you can.
 

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yeah, i got my ass handed to me on mortal kombat by a chick. she knew all the cool special moves

:(
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
SIFER - I never recall bragging about it on any forum, are you confusing me with someone else?

Still I have the right to brag, ever since I joined the team I've never let one puck throuhg, only lost 3 games, and top scorer for the last season. Then some 10-inch girl comes in and sweeps me out.

Maybe this girl has some kind of secret sporting power or something, or she's on super-steroids which give you massive reflexes and strength. Or she could be a robot with superpowers. I dunno.
You were probably too distracted eyeballing her to effectively defend the goal.

I used to play softball on a men's league. I was the pitcher. I used to wear cut off daisy dukes up the crack of my butt, tank tops and dye my hair a deep dark purple to distract the batters. I'm a good pitcher anyhow...but most of our team sucked and we needed all the help we could get...so I used my assets to the best of my ability...for the sake of my team. :D
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
yeah, i got my ass handed to me on mortal kombat by a chick. she knew all the cool special moves

:(
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA:D

On a brighter note, if I lost hella bad on hockey, I'd break the stick, throw a tantrum, throw **** around, and punch the girl in the face, hopefully knocking her teeth out. Then, she'll look like a real hockey player.
 

Don Pablo

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
You were probably too distracted eyeballing her to effectively defend the goal.

I used to play softball on a men's league. I was the pitcher. I used to wear cut off daisy dukes up the crack of my butt, tank tops and dye my hair a deep dark purple to distract the batters. I'm a good pitcher anyhow...but most of our team sucked and we needed all the help we could get...so I used my assets to the best of my ability...for the sake of my team. :D
So you were playing on a men's league? I think it is unfair that a woman can play on the men's league, but a man cannot play on the women's league. I know there are obvious reasons, but it seems like a double standard.
 
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