Ever got your ass kicked by a girl?

[diplomatic_lies]

I'm not talking about getting beaten up (that'd be funny though). But you guys ever got beaten in a game (usually sport or anything competitive) badly by a girl?

My arms and ankles still hurt. This girl I met in class, half my size, offered to play me a few games of hockey for a bet. She kicked my ass, scored ALL the points, I scored nothing. At first I thought she was kinda pathetic so I went easy on her, but as the game went on I started trying harder and harder, and then at the end I was out of breath and sweating more than the Hoover dam.

What is even worse is that I'm on the hockey team at college, and usually have a good rep at competitions, and she's never been in a single team or official comp her whole life.

My frigging ego's gonna take a few days to patch up!


OH for the record, I never got sex either. However we do have a dinner set up. She's paying...with the $100 I lost to her.

 

[sifer]

Dip.

Um.

You talk big to other guys on this forum and elsewhere who knows. But you get your ass handed to you by a girl?

 

[diplomatic_lies]

SIFER - I never recall bragging about it on any forum, are you confusing me with someone else?

Still I have the right to brag, ever since I joined the team I've never let one puck throuhg, only lost 3 games, and top scorer for the last season. Then some 10-inch girl comes in and sweeps me out.

Maybe this girl has some kind of secret sporting power or something, or she's on super-steroids which give you massive reflexes and strength. Or she could be a robot with superpowers. I dunno.

 

[Desdinova]

Maybe this girl has some kind of secret sporting power or something, or she's on super-steroids which give you massive reflexes and strength. Or she could be a robot with superpowers. I dunno.

Maybe she's a man

Try going through his purse and find out what you can.

 

[Centaurion]

yeah, i got my ass handed to me on mortal kombat by a chick. she knew all the cool special moves

 

[Wyldfire]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
SIFER - I never recall bragging about it on any forum, are you confusing me with someone else?

Still I have the right to brag, ever since I joined the team I've never let one puck throuhg, only lost 3 games, and top scorer for the last season. Then some 10-inch girl comes in and sweeps me out.

Maybe this girl has some kind of secret sporting power or something, or she's on super-steroids which give you massive reflexes and strength. Or she could be a robot with superpowers. I dunno.

You were probably too distracted eyeballing her to effectively defend the goal.

I used to play softball on a men's league. I was the pitcher. I used to wear cut off daisy dukes up the crack of my butt, tank tops and dye my hair a deep dark purple to distract the batters. I'm a good pitcher anyhow...but most of our team sucked and we needed all the help we could get...so I used my assets to the best of my ability...for the sake of my team.

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by Centaurion
yeah, i got my ass handed to me on mortal kombat by a chick. she knew all the cool special moves

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

On a brighter note, if I lost hella bad on hockey, I'd break the stick, throw a tantrum, throw **** around, and punch the girl in the face, hopefully knocking her teeth out. Then, she'll look like a real hockey player.

 

[Bible_Belt]

tennis, by an Indian chick with D-cup boobs. She was on the college's team.

 

[Don Pablo]

Originally posted by Wyldfire
You were probably too distracted eyeballing her to effectively defend the goal.

I used to play softball on a men's league. I was the pitcher. I used to wear cut off daisy dukes up the crack of my butt, tank tops and dye my hair a deep dark purple to distract the batters. I'm a good pitcher anyhow...but most of our team sucked and we needed all the help we could get...so I used my assets to the best of my ability...for the sake of my team.

So you were playing on a men's league? I think it is unfair that a woman can play on the men's league, but a man cannot play on the women's league. I know there are obvious reasons, but it seems like a double standard.