"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ever forget anyone you've slept with?

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I found this a bit disturbing... I set out around a year ago to make a list of the people I've slept with, only to find that I couldn't remember close to all of them.

This in itself wasn't very important, but something just happened while I was on aol that made me remember it.. I got a random IM from someone saying "Hey, I'll bet you don't remember who this is.. and if i told you, you'd be like.. who?". So, I played along and had her send over her pictures - she knew a good deal about me at a earlier time in my life, around 3 years back - where I worked then, what I drove, etc. So, here's the convo from the point where I got the pictures - it makes for interesting reading.

Mislitlbit: ok
Mislitlbit: u there
Jerbee99: the pix didnt make me remember anything.. so whats the deal -- we just met or something?
Mislitlbit: we slept together
Jerbee99: waittt. tell me a little more about yourself than that
Mislitlbit: i dont know....we met at your work and u came over to my house on day and we went back to the mall, and then you came back to my house and we just chilled. We only talked like for maybe 2 weeks then i moved to FL.
Mislitlbit: anyway.........i was just saying hey
Jerbee99 you're still in florida?
Misliltit: no..im back in BR
Jerbee02: oh really.. what do you do now?

We'll see how this goes... anyway, I thought it was kinda funny that someone I'd never have remembered popped up like that.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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hahahaha

i wrote a list down once i think. i got up to like 35 and i knew there was more.

i cant remember where i put it!

i havnt gone back to writting a list. And i dont remember everyone anyway. oh well.

so no, i dont remember.

but if something happened like that, i would be asking her to refresh my memory....in private
 

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yep, i've forgotten them but that's because i wanted to forget.
now you need to make a list of the "forgotten, but revisited" list
 

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Some times I'll be driving along and see someone who brings back a memory. Here's an even harder one, try to remember every girl you have gotten hed from or felt up. OMG I tried one time and almost went crazy!!! I would think I was done then I would think up another one or two chicks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by dig it
hahahaha

i wrote a list down once i think. i got up to like 35 and i knew there was more.
Thats too funny! I got the idea to make a list about 4 months ago. I knew I slept with approximately 50 women at the time, but I could only remember about 25. and of the 25, some I couldnt remember names but remembered who they were.

Funny how you forget the places you have stuck WILLY. :eek:
 

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"Funny how you forget the places you have stuck WILLY. "

So, if a girl says, " Well I dunno where it's been." You can say, "it's all good, I dunno where it's been either." LOL
 

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3, and yes I forgot one of them once. All in the last 15 months so I guess in the next 5 years I should sleep with at least 10-15 more (I hope!). I'm sure I'll remember them all...
 

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary

So, if a girl says, " Well I dunno where it's been." You can say, "it's all good, I dunno where it's been either." LOL
lol!!!! :D

I'll have to remember that one!
 

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You guys must have been very drunk or have a very poor memory to forget something like that.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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haha. Yeh i really did write out a list once, i put down name, age, time when met, and what happened.

The majority of them came from clubs and friends of people i knew.

Now, a real man can walk down the street and pick up, so they say. Its coming
 
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