"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ever been disappointed cause your gf doesnt talk to no other man? lol...

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I dont know i know that it shouldnt be a worry at all but a satisfaction but for some reason it kinda gets me that my girl doesnt have no men number on her phone other than mine, lol, it means that she is not talking to no other man but me, but then i look at it as, it is too good to be true, its just too good that she doesnt have not one male friend, and im the only man she talks to, yet she is not affectionate enough with me and acts like she has some "backups" or whatnot.

Ever happened to any of yall.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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shes a lesbian and considers u her sis (cause of size of ur tool)
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
I dont know i know that it shouldnt be a worry at all but a satisfaction but for some reason it kinda gets me that my girl doesnt have no men number on her phone other than mine, lol, it means that she is not talking to no other man but me, but then i look at it as, it is too good to be true, its just too good that she doesnt have not one male friend, and im the only man she talks to, yet she is not affectionate enough with me and acts like she has some "backups" or whatnot.

Ever happened to any of yall.

Look man its like this: Don't go lookin for trouble-meaning that don't wish for a bad situation if ur in a good one...enjoy it!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by darthsidious
Plain and Simple's post brought to you by a large naked black man.
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Lol


But like i was saying though, its kinda too good to be true, i mean, i know that i cant have a 100 percent faithful girl, that does not look at no other man, and doesnt want to screw nobody other than me.

Boy am i lucky then.

But its so good that it seems fake
 

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Actually she probably hides guys numbers in girls names. I know a girl who did that cause she wasnt allowed to have boyfriends so her parents would check her cell phone and thus she put everyones number in a girls name.
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
I dont know i know that it shouldnt be a worry at all but a satisfaction but for some reason it kinda gets me that my girl doesnt have no men number on her phone other than mine,

Ever happened to any of yall.
how many gurls number were thr on ur phone the last time a gurl got the opportunity to view ur numbers?? lol ...when one is willing to show sumpin', one is prepared. Maybe she erases ur name when she dates other men and adds theirs ..lol...well juss a thought:D . Well seriously I think She does get hit on by guys dats why she does not act needy like u sayin'...but thats wat we are all about...being " the one" and "the only number" or " the only man" outstanding othrs!!..I think u r doin' fine (assuming she is beautiful..lol)
 
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