"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ever been disappointed cause your gf doesnt talk to no other man? lol...

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I dont know i know that it shouldnt be a worry at all but a satisfaction but for some reason it kinda gets me that my girl doesnt have no men number on her phone other than mine, lol, it means that she is not talking to no other man but me, but then i look at it as, it is too good to be true, its just too good that she doesnt have not one male friend, and im the only man she talks to, yet she is not affectionate enough with me and acts like she has some "backups" or whatnot.

Ever happened to any of yall.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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shes a lesbian and considers u her sis (cause of size of ur tool)
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
I dont know i know that it shouldnt be a worry at all but a satisfaction but for some reason it kinda gets me that my girl doesnt have no men number on her phone other than mine, lol, it means that she is not talking to no other man but me, but then i look at it as, it is too good to be true, its just too good that she doesnt have not one male friend, and im the only man she talks to, yet she is not affectionate enough with me and acts like she has some "backups" or whatnot.

Ever happened to any of yall.

Look man its like this: Don't go lookin for trouble-meaning that don't wish for a bad situation if ur in a good one...enjoy it!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Plain & Simple

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Originally posted by darthsidious
Plain and Simple's post brought to you by a large naked black man.
I Plain & Simple Approve this message,

Lol


But like i was saying though, its kinda too good to be true, i mean, i know that i cant have a 100 percent faithful girl, that does not look at no other man, and doesnt want to screw nobody other than me.

Boy am i lucky then.

But its so good that it seems fake
 

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Actually she probably hides guys numbers in girls names. I know a girl who did that cause she wasnt allowed to have boyfriends so her parents would check her cell phone and thus she put everyones number in a girls name.
 

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Originally posted by Plain & Simple
I dont know i know that it shouldnt be a worry at all but a satisfaction but for some reason it kinda gets me that my girl doesnt have no men number on her phone other than mine,

Ever happened to any of yall.
how many gurls number were thr on ur phone the last time a gurl got the opportunity to view ur numbers?? lol ...when one is willing to show sumpin', one is prepared. Maybe she erases ur name when she dates other men and adds theirs ..lol...well juss a thought:D . Well seriously I think She does get hit on by guys dats why she does not act needy like u sayin'...but thats wat we are all about...being " the one" and "the only number" or " the only man" outstanding othrs!!..I think u r doin' fine (assuming she is beautiful..lol)
 
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