"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Even cows (i.e., real cows) are hypergamous

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Both bison and cattle are very social animals, forming close bonds with family and friends.

Unfortunately, Kowalczyk said it was a bond that may need to be broken, as the young cow could die birthing a large cow-bison hybrid and/or contaminate the gene pool of the wild bison herd.
It's over for DomesticBullCels.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It's over for DomesticBullCels.
Animals get a pass because they are not morally responsible for their actions in the same way humans are.
 

Who Dares Win

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It's over for DomesticBullCels.
Well at least it wasnt the domestic bull to pay her bills...
 

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It's over for DomesticBullCels.
You've just got sour milk.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Well at least it wasnt the domestic bull to pay her bills...
Oh, once he can't produce his "beef" consistently anymore, he goes to the slaughterhouse to pay her bills in a more general type of "beef". :eek:
 
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