"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Even cows (i.e., real cows) are hypergamous

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Both bison and cattle are very social animals, forming close bonds with family and friends.

Unfortunately, Kowalczyk said it was a bond that may need to be broken, as the young cow could die birthing a large cow-bison hybrid and/or contaminate the gene pool of the wild bison herd.
It's over for DomesticBullCels.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's over for DomesticBullCels.
Animals get a pass because they are not morally responsible for their actions in the same way humans are.
 

Who Dares Win

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It's over for DomesticBullCels.
Well at least it wasnt the domestic bull to pay her bills...
 

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It's over for DomesticBullCels.
You've just got sour milk.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well at least it wasnt the domestic bull to pay her bills...
Oh, once he can't produce his "beef" consistently anymore, he goes to the slaughterhouse to pay her bills in a more general type of "beef". :eek:
 
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