RickTheToad
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Saw this on TMZ, thought it was funny. So here you go.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Even "celebs" are on Tinder for "love & d!ck" - At least she's honest
- Thread starter RickTheToad
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
my 2 cents.
Men are horny af. Women want attention and validation. If shes even remotely attractive shes already getting tons of attention in the real world. If shes on an app shes not worth meeting.
Men are horny af. Women want attention and validation. If shes even remotely attractive shes already getting tons of attention in the real world. If shes on an app shes not worth meeting.
Dash Riprock
Master Don Juan
Saw a popular amateur porn star, Amber Hahn, on Hinge (legit dating site) in my area. Messaged her but no reply, lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
rip them off
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She looks a lot like Chrissy Cyborg.
touma.akagi
Senior Don Juan
If you see a celebrity on a dating site, it's without a doubt a catfish. "If it's too good to be true..."
It's a noob move. A catfish should know better than to use a famous woman's pictures. I saw a "MaryLou McCall" send me messages but I immediately recognized that the photos were of the late August Ames, the porn star who committed suicide.
It's a noob move. A catfish should know better than to use a famous woman's pictures. I saw a "MaryLou McCall" send me messages but I immediately recognized that the photos were of the late August Ames, the porn star who committed suicide.