RickTheToad
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Saw this on TMZ, thought it was funny. So here you go.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Even "celebs" are on Tinder for "love & d!ck" - At least she's honest
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
my 2 cents.
Men are horny af. Women want attention and validation. If shes even remotely attractive shes already getting tons of attention in the real world. If shes on an app shes not worth meeting.
Men are horny af. Women want attention and validation. If shes even remotely attractive shes already getting tons of attention in the real world. If shes on an app shes not worth meeting.
Dash Riprock
Master Don Juan
Saw a popular amateur porn star, Amber Hahn, on Hinge (legit dating site) in my area. Messaged her but no reply, lol.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
rip them off
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She looks a lot like Chrissy Cyborg.
touma.akagi
Senior Don Juan
If you see a celebrity on a dating site, it's without a doubt a catfish. "If it's too good to be true..."
It's a noob move. A catfish should know better than to use a famous woman's pictures. I saw a "MaryLou McCall" send me messages but I immediately recognized that the photos were of the late August Ames, the porn star who committed suicide.
It's a noob move. A catfish should know better than to use a famous woman's pictures. I saw a "MaryLou McCall" send me messages but I immediately recognized that the photos were of the late August Ames, the porn star who committed suicide.