"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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good god the things I would do to that woman. and no i don't give a **** about how bad she looks without makeup.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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She doesnt have ass bro.

Or if she does, its fat injections, because she didnt have any ass in 2008
 
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give a **** meter is at negative 5

girl has legs to kill for. not an ass man.
 
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You know what I'm really feeling Rihanna. Not that's she's that attractive she's just a freak. I could send her pics of my man junk all day and night and she would get wetter than spongebob in...can't think of anything :woo: Anyways, I think that is hot and she likes do be dominated a little I would like her to smack me around a little bit and I would bite her nipples Rihanna all the way.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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she looks good in those pictures...

I have a weakness for girl volleyball players, especially if they are taller then me 6'0, blonde or jet black hair and have really thick thighs.... :eek:
 
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finacee is sick, real sick, think she has the flu so I am sitting home today.

i just got killed in the 9th, had the 5 at 9 to 1 and got beat by a filly at the last second

I like bench points in the derby plus my finacee knows the trainers wife. pulling for them.\\
lol, like is a strong word. think he wins by default.

I did not like uncle mo but did not have the balls to bet against him. had win willy in the oaklawn handicap. had first dude but passed on the wager at 4/5. other than that slow day
 
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finacee is sick, real sick, think she has the flu so I am sitting home today.

i just got killed in the 9th, had the 5 at 9 to 1 and got beat by a filly at the last second

I like bench points in the derby plus my finacee knows the trainers wife. pulling for them.\\
lol, like is a strong word. think he wins by default.

I did not like uncle mo but did not have the balls to bet against him. had win willy in the oaklawn handicap. had first dude but passed on the wager at 4/5. other than that slow day
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Yeah Mo looked slow.

I'll put a C note on bench points. Harness racing started up now around 4 so I'll bet that until the gf comes over. We will probably just have a few drinks here while playing Tiger Woods Masters (she loves it, has Justin Rose as her guy since her name is Rose haha) then head up to Old Town to the Yardhouse or something. Then sexy time haha.

Hope your girl feels better soon.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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changed my pick to comma to the top in tehh post parade (never ask me what horse i like before i see a post parade, it changes) lost by a ****ing nose. sick.

still the win by win willy basically broke even today.
 
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Strelok said:
The women that clean at my work place are more attractive and for sure are paid less to do some real work.

This eva longoria should do the commercial for gilette razors.
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It's not pretty that's for sure.
 
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