"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Euro 2008

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Just 9 more days! This is going to be a very hot summer.

My prediction: final Germany - Romania

Here are the groups:

Group A
* Czech Republic
* Portugal
* Switzerland
* Turkey

Group B
* Austria
* Croatia
* Germany
* Poland

Group C
* France
* Italy
* Netherlands
* Romania

Group D
* Greece
* Russia
* Spain
* Sweden

I'm sure there are more football fans around here so share your ideas.

PS hope I can get some last minute tickets... see you in Austria and Switzerland!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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France V Portugal.

Spain has one of the most talented squads, but something is bound to happen to them again! Might be called France........;)

With Torres, Villa, Iniesta, Silva, Xavi, Alonso, Casillas, their squad is sure to be solid as a rock, let down by the defence IMO. If Puyol is the centrepeice, you have problems!
 

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fabregas and torres really blossomed this year... i'm excited to see spain in action but who knows how it will go... last time greece won it for god's sake, who saw that coming? (although to their credit the amount of teamwork they displayed was amazing)
 

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Group C looks like a ****ing cracker!
 

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GERMANY!!!!! ^^

Summer 2006 was like a dream and I am curious how it's going to be in germany this time. I'll definitely go to the public viewing places again and watch the german team (hopefully it'll be worth it, the last two European cups were pretty bad for the german team).
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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the 4 teams in the semi's will be: Portugal (they have ronaldo, nani) etc i've got a sneaky feeling portugal will win it ;)

Germany (will do well, always do)
Spain (I think these will reach the final but their defence will let them down)
Italy (always do well will go dramatically out on penalties)
 

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can't believe england is not in there!!! :(

I wanna see Portugal vs. Italy
 

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Wow england is not in it....i had Spain France England and Italy for the final 4 , Spaniards taking it all.
 

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Yeah let's have a little update, I think Russia is going to beat Spain today and Germany is going to win the championship :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Exact score will be 2-1 for Germany, odds: 11

Going to the bookings agency in a few minutes to make this bet.
 

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Taviii said:
Exact score will be 2-1 for Germany, odds: 11

Going to the bookings agency in a few minutes to make this bet.
ha ha, angry Spain had Italys number?

Spain look by far the best so far, with their shaky defence probably looking the best out of any of the team in the Euro thus far. Add in the best midfield and attack in the world who are all firing, and you have a very very dangerous team!

Can never discount the Germans in big tournaments, but I think Spain have their number this time.
 

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Gaucho said:
ha ha, angry Spain had Italys number?

Spain look by far the best so far, with their shaky defence probably looking the best out of any of the team in the Euro thus far. Add in the best midfield and attack in the world who are all firing, and you have a very very dangerous team!

Can never discount the Germans in big tournaments, but I think Spain have their number this time.
I perfectly agree with you, but with examples like Germany - Portugal (the best team in the tournament at that moment maybe) which ended 3-2, the Germans are known for exploiting every opportunity and although I see Spain dominating in this match, and scoring once, the Germans will score when the Spaniards least expect it and cut off their enthusiasm.

Or at least this is my judgment for the bet :D
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Al Moh. said:
Germany - Portugal was 3:2, did you see the game?
Oh, sorry, that's what I meant :) . Also with Turkey, the Turks dominated, the Germans bagged the goals...
 

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i think todays final will go to germany! unfortunatley
they wil win 1-0 or 2-1 bore us to death and score on the counter IMO
im trusting my gut here lol
 

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Al Moh. said:
0:1 :cry: :cry: :cry:

Stupid game... But we'll be back in South Africa :)
lol, M A S T E R C L A S S ! ! !

Spain were the superior team all tournament, enough said.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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