Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
No, evolution made the sexual dialectic. (There is an interesting mathematical paper that basically says that binary DNA sharing is the only such sharing system that is stable.)
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
It is not my place here to talk about these things beyond medical necessity. Unlesd you can come up with a better rendering.of the situation of being "allergic to Bianca, the Brazillian escort" then what richardthetoad offered then I am all ears.
If that were the case, my mind would have melted by now.
Yes but God made evolution and everything that drives evolution including the intermediary, life creating properties that exist within entropy itself.
I guess you consider yourself lucky you have never had such a reaction then?If that were the case, my mind would have melted by now.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Debatable. Thanks for quoting Ariana Grande though. Lol.
I don't think most of us here want ltr/marriage