"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Err..."Girl"...not "gurl"

aftershock

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May I please ask a respectful question to the High Schoolers here?

Why do you use "gurl" rather than "girl"?

It doesn't prove anything, surely!

I'm interested to hear the logic behind it. Spelling things wrong is possibly the worst attempt at being cool, ever.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Morphiex

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its a form of slang in poor pathetic way , even i do it sometimes...

like Wutup or something else i cant think of right now.....
 

dannowillbookem

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lol it doesnt even make it shorter...like "lol" or "brb"...it just makes it look stupid. kinda like "kool"...
 

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I guess everyone just hits the wrong key over and over again..I mean they're right next to each other :p
 

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Dont you have anything better to do then ask inane questions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah... let me answer first by sayin its a really stupid question..

but yeah it makes you stand out....

And if your chinese youll know what im talkin bout.... some azns say gurlo lmao
 

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girlo's cool.

LOL GURL LOLOL GRLLZZZ !!!!

Sad, innit.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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familyguyfan

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The worst is people that say "boi"



EDIT: Haha, I just notice the username of the person 2 posts above me.
 
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familyguyfan

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
or the ppl who say "meh" instead of me
Haha. 'Meh' and 'me' aren't the same things at all. 'Meh' is basically another way of saying "Ehh, it's okay".
 

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well obviously none of you are black...LOL except maybe Jerky Boi.....are you? (jerky)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

familyguyfan

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Originally posted by E_ze05
well obviously none of you are black...LOL except maybe Jerky Boi.....are you? (jerky)
What does that have to do with it? Most of the people I've seen that say "boi" are those losers that drive around their "ricer" cars that they make look fast, but aren't.
 

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I always try to use prenunciation and proper english. The extra effort to make it look nice.
 

dannowillbookem

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i just use standard slang. i know a kid who is like allergic to cussing and **** and he has no friends because of it lol.

god why is this thread still getting replies?
 

08aisaac

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Damn I don't know but at school and hanging with pals I cuss more then anyone and they are creative too. Fick dish. Fukk you in german I think.
 
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