"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Err..."Girl"...not "gurl"

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May I please ask a respectful question to the High Schoolers here?

Why do you use "gurl" rather than "girl"?

It doesn't prove anything, surely!

I'm interested to hear the logic behind it. Spelling things wrong is possibly the worst attempt at being cool, ever.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Morphiex

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its a form of slang in poor pathetic way , even i do it sometimes...

like Wutup or something else i cant think of right now.....
 

dannowillbookem

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lol it doesnt even make it shorter...like "lol" or "brb"...it just makes it look stupid. kinda like "kool"...
 

Jerky Boi

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I guess everyone just hits the wrong key over and over again..I mean they're right next to each other :p
 

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Dont you have anything better to do then ask inane questions?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yeah... let me answer first by sayin its a really stupid question..

but yeah it makes you stand out....

And if your chinese youll know what im talkin bout.... some azns say gurlo lmao
 

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girlo's cool.

LOL GURL LOLOL GRLLZZZ !!!!

Sad, innit.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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familyguyfan

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The worst is people that say "boi"



EDIT: Haha, I just notice the username of the person 2 posts above me.
 
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Originally posted by Brian20o2
or the ppl who say "meh" instead of me
Haha. 'Meh' and 'me' aren't the same things at all. 'Meh' is basically another way of saying "Ehh, it's okay".
 

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well obviously none of you are black...LOL except maybe Jerky Boi.....are you? (jerky)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by E_ze05
well obviously none of you are black...LOL except maybe Jerky Boi.....are you? (jerky)
What does that have to do with it? Most of the people I've seen that say "boi" are those losers that drive around their "ricer" cars that they make look fast, but aren't.
 

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I always try to use prenunciation and proper english. The extra effort to make it look nice.
 

dannowillbookem

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i just use standard slang. i know a kid who is like allergic to cussing and **** and he has no friends because of it lol.

god why is this thread still getting replies?
 

08aisaac

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Damn I don't know but at school and hanging with pals I cuss more then anyone and they are creative too. Fick dish. Fukk you in german I think.
 
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