"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Err..."Girl"...not "gurl"

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May I please ask a respectful question to the High Schoolers here?

Why do you use "gurl" rather than "girl"?

It doesn't prove anything, surely!

I'm interested to hear the logic behind it. Spelling things wrong is possibly the worst attempt at being cool, ever.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Morphiex

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its a form of slang in poor pathetic way , even i do it sometimes...

like Wutup or something else i cant think of right now.....
 

dannowillbookem

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lol it doesnt even make it shorter...like "lol" or "brb"...it just makes it look stupid. kinda like "kool"...
 

Jerky Boi

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I guess everyone just hits the wrong key over and over again..I mean they're right next to each other :p
 

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Dont you have anything better to do then ask inane questions?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yeah... let me answer first by sayin its a really stupid question..

but yeah it makes you stand out....

And if your chinese youll know what im talkin bout.... some azns say gurlo lmao
 

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girlo's cool.

LOL GURL LOLOL GRLLZZZ !!!!

Sad, innit.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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familyguyfan

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The worst is people that say "boi"



EDIT: Haha, I just notice the username of the person 2 posts above me.
 
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familyguyfan

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
or the ppl who say "meh" instead of me
Haha. 'Meh' and 'me' aren't the same things at all. 'Meh' is basically another way of saying "Ehh, it's okay".
 

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well obviously none of you are black...LOL except maybe Jerky Boi.....are you? (jerky)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by E_ze05
well obviously none of you are black...LOL except maybe Jerky Boi.....are you? (jerky)
What does that have to do with it? Most of the people I've seen that say "boi" are those losers that drive around their "ricer" cars that they make look fast, but aren't.
 

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I always try to use prenunciation and proper english. The extra effort to make it look nice.
 

dannowillbookem

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i just use standard slang. i know a kid who is like allergic to cussing and **** and he has no friends because of it lol.

god why is this thread still getting replies?
 

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Damn I don't know but at school and hanging with pals I cuss more then anyone and they are creative too. Fick dish. Fukk you in german I think.
 
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