"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Epic Moral Crisis

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Forty0ztoFreedom

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Cute girl.

Changing for Shower.

Window directly across from you.

Blinds/shades WIDE open.

What do you do. WHAT DO YOU DO.

I don't go looking for this. Its hard to miss this window, especially knowing this almost happened once before. You can see that the light is on just by passing by. So I glanced tonight on my way upstairs (admittedly my own weakness), and lo and behold . .

Once you see those arms wrap around the shirt and start to pull up, you're 12 again. I dunno, honestly, I'd be lying if I said I don't feel guilty. But what the fvck. I'm in my house . . what, I have to watch where I look now in my own house?

Who leaves there window open like that, directly across from another house, with the light on. She even turned another light on to make it brighter in the midst of this.

Daaammnn. What would you guys do?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pull it out and start jerking! :D

Honestly, I'd look, but I wouldn't stand there forever staring like a perv. Unless the lights were off in the room I was in, then I would stare like a perv.

True story, this once happened to me while staying at a hostel in Germany.
 
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Where is the moral crisis? The girl absconded from her responsibility, to which she is fully cognitively aware to uphold, to close the blinds. She may well have probably purposefully left the window bare open, figuring nobody would be around to look, or perhaps she has an exhibitionist streak, but you have no responsibility to correct her mistake, and you should have no guilt in enjoying your natural instincts. Enjoy the show, discreetly. Try to pick her up when you see her around the neighborhood, never mentioning your secret naughty knowledge.
 
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If i didn't know better i would say she's asking for it.

Is she close enough to hear you? You need to open her.

'Hey how's it going :)'. At worst case scenario, it would be hilarious.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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search1ng

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What ease said. Do it when she's taking her top off. please post back with results.
 
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I thought the moral crisis was that you've already taken photos / videos and you're dying to share with us on SS.
 
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if i seen that, i'd pick up the phone and call her right away:

"You look lovley tonight....i was tempted to knock on the window and suprise you" At which point she would be really embarased and it would be funny...or...she'd call you bluf."
 
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