"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Epic Moral Crisis

Forty0ztoFreedom

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Cute girl.

Changing for Shower.

Window directly across from you.

Blinds/shades WIDE open.

What do you do. WHAT DO YOU DO.

I don't go looking for this. Its hard to miss this window, especially knowing this almost happened once before. You can see that the light is on just by passing by. So I glanced tonight on my way upstairs (admittedly my own weakness), and lo and behold . .

Once you see those arms wrap around the shirt and start to pull up, you're 12 again. I dunno, honestly, I'd be lying if I said I don't feel guilty. But what the fvck. I'm in my house . . what, I have to watch where I look now in my own house?

Who leaves there window open like that, directly across from another house, with the light on. She even turned another light on to make it brighter in the midst of this.

Daaammnn. What would you guys do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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theunflushables

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Pull it out and start jerking! :D

Honestly, I'd look, but I wouldn't stand there forever staring like a perv. Unless the lights were off in the room I was in, then I would stare like a perv.

True story, this once happened to me while staying at a hostel in Germany.
 

Rogue

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Where is the moral crisis? The girl absconded from her responsibility, to which she is fully cognitively aware to uphold, to close the blinds. She may well have probably purposefully left the window bare open, figuring nobody would be around to look, or perhaps she has an exhibitionist streak, but you have no responsibility to correct her mistake, and you should have no guilt in enjoying your natural instincts. Enjoy the show, discreetly. Try to pick her up when you see her around the neighborhood, never mentioning your secret naughty knowledge.
 

Ease

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If i didn't know better i would say she's asking for it.

Is she close enough to hear you? You need to open her.

'Hey how's it going :)'. At worst case scenario, it would be hilarious.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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search1ng

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What ease said. Do it when she's taking her top off. please post back with results.
 

Jitterbug

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I thought the moral crisis was that you've already taken photos / videos and you're dying to share with us on SS.
 

spider_007

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if i seen that, i'd pick up the phone and call her right away:

"You look lovley tonight....i was tempted to knock on the window and suprise you" At which point she would be really embarased and it would be funny...or...she'd call you bluf."
 
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