Enthralled Lesbians at the Bar Routine

[bigneil]

Is anyone else getting tired of this?

The two girls who go to the bar, in miniskirts, and rotate 90 degrees to face one another, and steadfastly refuse to even offer so much as a passing glance to anyone else in the room, all night, as they stare into one another's eyes and act like they are SO cool that this person likes them! For bonus points, they can both have dates who look like they just played tennis at a country club standing nearby.

Yawn.

 

[btownbuck2012]

Is anyone else getting tired of this?

The two girls who go to the bar, in miniskirts, and rotate 90 degrees to face one another, and steadfastly refuse to even offer so much as a passing glance to anyone else in the room, all night, as they stare into one another's eyes and act like they are SO cool that this person likes them! For bonus points, they can both have dates who look like they just played tennis at a country club standing nearby.

Yawn.

People like this have nothing going on in their lives so they have to get their fix by going out in public and acting like b list celebrities of the week.

 

[darksprezzatura]

I approached a set like that last week by asking them, hey are you guys twins?
The ugly one said no and that they are having a private conversation.

I asked her friend does she always act like this or her day went bad? She started qualifying the ugly.

I told them, I bet they are best friends though, they smiled and asked why? I said cool I'll show you. Do you use the same shampoo?

They looked at each other and that's when I said exactly why best friends look at each other while making a joint decision and some BS.

Got em hooked escalated some palm reading, jewellery finger readings. Then a friend of mine yanked me away for some shots and I forgot to take their numbers :/

 

[bigneil]

Field Report:

At another bar Saturday night there were 3 straight girls to my right. The two nearest were friends with each other. I rotated my body slightly away from them because I was on the corner and they were close. As I sat down the one furthest away gave me an extremely hungry look.

For the first ten minutes I was quiet. The bartender (who is hot but who I can't stand) called me sweetie (I cringed - she's never used my name in over a year, but I haven't been there much since I went there dressed as Trump on Halloween).

The one furthest away walked around the bar and brushed against me, then on her way back said "Are you alone? Are you having a good night? I just wanted to say that you are very handsome." I thanked her. She was overweight though.

But the other two girls overheard that and started talking to me. I got them to buy me a drink (by telling them what day of the week they were born when they told me their birthdays, in 1993 and 1995). I thanked them for the drink and left.

 

[bigneil]

Note: To get the girls to my right to open up I asked one for the time, refusing to pull out my phone and having forgot my watch. I noticed one had a paisley purse so I opened my suit coat to flash my silk paisley liner and they loved it.