"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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WesCottII

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1. Best Poster of the Year
Mature man forum posters.

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
El Stud

3. Best Advice of the Year
Be a man

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
El Stud/Mahon



6. Best Thread of the Year
FR: El Stud style

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Wyldfyre

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most
Mahon
 

mahon83050

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shop until I die! said:
What do you have against Deus? He's the most logical, clear thinking person I've seen around here. He doesn't seem to fall for a lot of the typical far-left nonsense that others do.

But whatever, your opinion is respected.

You are like Ed McMahon on the Johnny Carson show. Deus (Johnny Carson) is in the spotlight and lead the topics and you (McMahon) just kiss his ass and go along with anything he says. If he wasn't flaming me for my "looks matter" stuff, I doubt you would be either.

BTW, you call me the most annoying and most flaming person on sosuave yet my last post was the ONLY time I have noticed your name on any of my threads.
 

MikeYikes122

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1. Best Poster of the Year
STR8UP

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
aliasguy

3. Best Advice of the Year
Gotta say Spin Plates

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
Latinoman

5. Favorite Moderator
Rollo

6. Best Thread of the Year
My bench press has already gone up like 10 pounds:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=125444

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Luke Skywalker

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year
The guy pretty much scares the sh!t out of me with every post of his I read.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Maxtro

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I'd love to see a category for most improved. Somebody who actually went from AFC to DJ during the year.
 
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mahon83050 said:
You are like Ed McMahon on the Johnny Carson show. Deus (Johnny Carson) is in the spotlight and lead the topics and you (McMahon) just kiss his ass and go along with anything he says. If he wasn't flaming me for my "looks matter" stuff, I doubt you would be either.

BTW, you call me the most annoying and most flaming person on sosuave yet my last post was the ONLY time I have noticed your name on any of my threads.
Just because I didn't post on any of your countless "looks" threads doesn't mean I'm not aware of the garbage you continue to put out there.

Now please, keep this thread a non-flaming thread - otherwise I'm sure more people will continue to nominate you.
 

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shop until I die! said:
Now please, keep this thread a non-flaming thread
Your opening post to this thread:

shop until I die! said:
I figured this could be fun and we might want to try it out...so here goes nothing.


NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE SOSUAVE POSTER FOR THE FOLLOWING CATAGORIES:


1. Best Poster of the Year

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year


3. Best Advice of the Year

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say


5. Favorite Moderator

6. Best Thread of the Year

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

We'll go from here....
 

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Ok guys, back to the subject at hand:


P.S. Make sure your answer to question #5 says Paradox. Ty
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Most annoying is Iqqi. She makes me puke.
 

hope7

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I would advice rewriting the opening post so it doesn't have as many negative catagories. Seems that there is a lot of potential for some flaming. But, maybe not.
 

KontrollerX

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LOL, the great thing about this is BlackWidow is a chick.

Poor Iqqi got served again haha.
 

Big-J

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We have awards here now? :D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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slitherjef

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The most annoying posters of the year should be those who type in both text format and slang

I.E.,

eh yo mon, I wuz dizzigin tis hawtie and **** so ize goez up to dat h0 and dropz my name fosizle tryin to getz that 411 and da skank dis me, walkez away laffin an' shi* da fuk up wid dat shizzle?
(that ^^ was painful to try to write)

Well, there would be too many nominations for that crap then I guess
 

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1. Best Poster of the Year

Rollo, JoeKerr, Warboss Alex


2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

Skip to my lou, Joe The Homophobe


3. Best Advice of the Year

Rollo, JoeKerr,


4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

Luke Skywalker,


5. Favorite Moderator

Rollo is the one who's most visible


6. Best Thread of the Year

Ooooo! Have to think abhout that one....



7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

Wyldfire,


8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

Last Man Standing (Political)


9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

He had a sane one???


10. Poster most likely to be a virgin for life

Luke Skywalker


11. Best FEMALE poster

Penkitten!!!
 

penkitten

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i really like this thread to be made in between christmas and new years.
there is a few weeks more of the year, and i hate to post so soon...
what if some better thread comes along? will it not be named?

op, i hope you post this again later in december.... when the holiday madness is over and everyone will be back online to respond more efficiently.
 
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the thread will continue until New Year's Eve, then it will be done
 

Desdinova

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The most annoying posters of the year should be those who type in both text format and slang
Oh, you mean like Royal Elite?

Royal Elite said:
A Men Void Of Wizdom Iz Weak! Weak Mean R Da Destruction Of Any Society! Men Were Created 2 B Strong, Da Leaderz, And Women Were Created 2 Follow! A Weak Man Cannot Lead Any 1 4 He Iz 2 Weak 2 Control Himself. America Haz Breeded A Nation Of Weak Men And Diz Iz Y Most Women Cannot Find Lazting Happy Relationshipz, Becuz Dey R Stronger Den Da Men Dey R In Da Relationship With!
That guy was really irritating.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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