"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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End of the Year SoSuave.net Awards!

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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1. Best Poster of the Year
Mature man forum posters.

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
El Stud

3. Best Advice of the Year
Be a man

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
El Stud/Mahon



6. Best Thread of the Year
FR: El Stud style

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Wyldfyre

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most
Mahon
 
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shop until I die! said:
What do you have against Deus? He's the most logical, clear thinking person I've seen around here. He doesn't seem to fall for a lot of the typical far-left nonsense that others do.

But whatever, your opinion is respected.
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You are like Ed McMahon on the Johnny Carson show. Deus (Johnny Carson) is in the spotlight and lead the topics and you (McMahon) just kiss his ass and go along with anything he says. If he wasn't flaming me for my "looks matter" stuff, I doubt you would be either.

BTW, you call me the most annoying and most flaming person on sosuave yet my last post was the ONLY time I have noticed your name on any of my threads.
 
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1. Best Poster of the Year
STR8UP

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
aliasguy

3. Best Advice of the Year
Gotta say Spin Plates

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
Latinoman

5. Favorite Moderator
Rollo

6. Best Thread of the Year
My bench press has already gone up like 10 pounds:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=125444

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Luke Skywalker

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year
The guy pretty much scares the sh!t out of me with every post of his I read.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd love to see a category for most improved. Somebody who actually went from AFC to DJ during the year.
 
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mahon83050 said:
You are like Ed McMahon on the Johnny Carson show. Deus (Johnny Carson) is in the spotlight and lead the topics and you (McMahon) just kiss his ass and go along with anything he says. If he wasn't flaming me for my "looks matter" stuff, I doubt you would be either.

BTW, you call me the most annoying and most flaming person on sosuave yet my last post was the ONLY time I have noticed your name on any of my threads.
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Just because I didn't post on any of your countless "looks" threads doesn't mean I'm not aware of the garbage you continue to put out there.

Now please, keep this thread a non-flaming thread - otherwise I'm sure more people will continue to nominate you.
 
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shop until I die! said:
Now please, keep this thread a non-flaming thread
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Your opening post to this thread:

shop until I die! said:
I figured this could be fun and we might want to try it out...so here goes nothing.


NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE SOSUAVE POSTER FOR THE FOLLOWING CATAGORIES:


1. Best Poster of the Year

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

3. Best Advice of the Year

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

5. Favorite Moderator

6. Best Thread of the Year

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

We'll go from here....
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Ok guys, back to the subject at hand:


P.S. Make sure your answer to question #5 says Paradox. Ty
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Most annoying is Iqqi. She makes me puke.
 
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I would advice rewriting the opening post so it doesn't have as many negative catagories. Seems that there is a lot of potential for some flaming. But, maybe not.
 
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LOL, the great thing about this is BlackWidow is a chick.

Poor Iqqi got served again haha.
 
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We have awards here now? :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The most annoying posters of the year should be those who type in both text format and slang

I.E.,

eh yo mon, I wuz dizzigin tis hawtie and **** so ize goez up to dat h0 and dropz my name fosizle tryin to getz that 411 and da skank dis me, walkez away laffin an' shi* da fuk up wid dat shizzle?
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(that ^^ was painful to try to write)

Well, there would be too many nominations for that crap then I guess
 
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1. Best Poster of the Year

Rollo, JoeKerr, Warboss Alex


2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

Skip to my lou, Joe The Homophobe


3. Best Advice of the Year

Rollo, JoeKerr,


4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

Luke Skywalker,


5. Favorite Moderator

Rollo is the one who's most visible


6. Best Thread of the Year

Ooooo! Have to think abhout that one....



7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

Wyldfire,


8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

Last Man Standing (Political)


9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

He had a sane one???


10. Poster most likely to be a virgin for life

Luke Skywalker


11. Best FEMALE poster

Penkitten!!!
 
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i really like this thread to be made in between christmas and new years.
there is a few weeks more of the year, and i hate to post so soon...
what if some better thread comes along? will it not be named?

op, i hope you post this again later in december.... when the holiday madness is over and everyone will be back online to respond more efficiently.
 
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the thread will continue until New Year's Eve, then it will be done
 
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The most annoying posters of the year should be those who type in both text format and slang
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Oh, you mean like Royal Elite?

Royal Elite said:
A Men Void Of Wizdom Iz Weak! Weak Mean R Da Destruction Of Any Society! Men Were Created 2 B Strong, Da Leaderz, And Women Were Created 2 Follow! A Weak Man Cannot Lead Any 1 4 He Iz 2 Weak 2 Control Himself. America Haz Breeded A Nation Of Weak Men And Diz Iz Y Most Women Cannot Find Lazting Happy Relationshipz, Becuz Dey R Stronger Den Da Men Dey R In Da Relationship With!
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That guy was really irritating.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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