"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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December 21st, or 22nd is the end of the world.

I personally don't believe anything will end, just begins the new era of Aquarius, and this astrological era that we live in, pieces, fish, ends.

Though I did have my own little end of the world, broke up. I'm ready to start the new age of Aquarius anew. It's time to get my sh`t together. I don't want many women, I don't want plates, I don't want sex, I rather jerk off quietly and wash my hands and be over with it. I'm looking to make a lot of money, buy land and build a house, and meanwhile look for a quality woman to be my wife. I'd be testing that b`tch real hard and dump at the first sing of bad.

What kind of garbage have you dumped?

What are you looking to improve?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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we are on the Gregorian calendar, the mayans wasn't even on that calendar

another thing, the mayans didn't know that the Spanish would come and totally destroy them, so they are not prophets

no one knows the end itcept the most high creator of all things, no man can predict the end, a man cant even predict what will happen tomorrow, or stop trouble from finding him, so how would he know about something he didn't create.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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backseatjuan said:
December 21st, or 22nd is the end of the world.

I personally don't believe anything will end, just begins the new era of Aquarius, and this astrological era that we live in, pieces, fish, ends.

Though I did have my own little end of the world, broke up. I'm ready to start the new age of Aquarius anew. It's time to get my sh`t together. I don't want many women, I don't want plates, I don't want sex, I rather jerk off quietly and wash my hands and be over with it. I'm looking to make a lot of money, buy land and build a house, and meanwhile look for a quality woman to be my wife. I'd be testing that b`tch real hard and dump at the first sing of bad.

What kind of garbage have you dumped?

What are you looking to improve?
Your actions aren't congruent with your goals... Not in my opinion at least.



To really know what you're after in a woman, you have to cycle through quite a few of them.


Its like trying on clothing.

If you're not sure what your size is, and you point to a shirt on the rack and say "Thats the one I want!", you don't really know that and chances are high you'll be disappointed once you wear it.

Same with women.

Got to try on a bunch, to know which one fits your life, goals and dreams.

Jerking off quietly alone in the dressing room won't help you pick the right woman to wife.
 

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I knew a guy who got a PRINCESS, by being paid to train Saudi's, for 3 years, over there. He lived on a compound and ran ads for a wife. He said that he looked at thousands of women, spoke at length with hundreds, ****ed scores of them and brought home the best one. i met her a few times, she treated him like a king. As much as possible in this world, that's how you do it, until she's been here 5 years and has US citizenship. then look out. If you are ready for what happens, ready to go get another one, all will be well.
 

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I don't know about nothing.


Here we are getting strong and frequent 5.5 quakes.


If quakes are most active during planetary alignments, then it's definitely aligned somewhere, because it's quaking almost every week.
 

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Nothing out of the ordinary.

There are about 1,300 earthquakes every year (for billions of years) between 5.0-5.9 on the Richter scale. Some years are more active than others, but nothing dramatic. It’s also no surprise if you live in a region known for... earthquakes. (And of course, planetary alignments—or star alignments, galaxy alignments, interstellar cosmic super-alignments—have no affect on plate tectonics. If the moon doesn’t, which it doesn’t, neither does Jupiter or Pluto.)

Let’s not forget: Backseatjuan, also known as DrDeee, thought “cataclysmic events” were going to wreak havoc in August 2011, because it was “predicted” in mathematical equations.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=186434
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You wouldn’t be my friend? I’m honored.
 
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