"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So last night I was hanging out with my girlfriend, and things were going great. Neither of us have had sex before and we both really wanted to. However, I couldn't get an erection. I was really really nervous, and my heart was pounding so incredibly fast. We had been hanging out for like 4 hours, and it was really easy to get an erection in the begginning, but as time went on, it became more difficult. Even after that, she started masturbating me while we were making out, and I wasn't hard when she started but after she got going I got hard, but then after she stopped my erection went away quickly. The first few times we hungout I was able to get hard for the whole time, but after a while my balls hurt soo bad, which I read was a result of swelling due to sperm buildup. She said it was fine, and I tried to explain to her that it was because I was so nervous, which I was, and she said she understood. I'm just so embarrassed. I don't know why I couldn't get hard right before sex! Ughhh I'm so embarrassed. Any advice on how to fix this?
Thanks.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude, that happens often. Next time, don't anticipate the moment so much; and just let it happen.
 
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hopefully it was just one time. If not, it sounds like something for a urologist
 
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Faded Image said:
don't anticipate the moment so much; and just let it happen.
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It is all in the head man. Like you said your heart was racing and your thoughts were probably also. At first you are probably putting to much pressure on yourself. You must relax and stop thinking how you want to make it so good for her, you want to last, you don't want to suck etc etc.

Start thinking positive thoughts like this will be fun for the both of us, or how good she looks etc. Good luck man
 
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It's called Erectile Dysfunction

Sounds like yours is more pyschological though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I remember my first time. I told myself being nervous wasn't going to do shlt for me and just said fvck it and banged. Worked out pretty well. Don't be a puss. Suck it up and just fvck. =D
 
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