Eharmony.com kind of a Review

[Chosen1]

Well, I was over at thundercat's new website (again) and he had a new post up about Eharmony. Now I have tried Eharmony,after seeing those corny commercials. I have to say it sucks. First I had to do all these damn preselected questions. The worst thing is that the test said I was incompatable with anybod. Needless to say I was pissed, I spent all this time putting up my profile and you betray me like this:box:. I told this to my mom and she laughed. I knew I was fvcked up but not that bad. Anyways ignore those damn commercials. People are to complex to be summed up by stupid questions.

 

[Thugo]

I knew this dude that found his "love of his life" on eharmony. He would drive 500 miles every weekend to see her. I imagined she was pretty hot.

Until I saw her picture. She was so fat her last name was Dunlap.

Her stomach dun lapped over her belt!

 

[selfmademob]

hahaha, isnt that a tire. wait thats Dunlop

 

[Thugo]

hahaha, isnt that a tire. wait thats Dunlop

lol... well she probably dun lopped off his d!ck by now.

 

[Chosen1]

yeah there are better websites ones that actually let you see the chick before you get with her. I'm not too superficial despite being a guy but, damn. I'm still a guy

 

[rrrrr]

I actually talk to decent girls on eharmony.... I just don't think anything will become of it, your average decent girl doesn't need the internet. It's expensive too,.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Well, I was over at thundercat's new website (again) and he had a new post up about Eharmony. Now I have tried Eharmony,after seeing those corny commercials. I have to say it sucks. First I had to do all these damn preselected questions. The worst thing is that the test said I was incompatable with anybod. Needless to say I was pissed, I spent all this time putting up my profile and you betray me like this:box:. I told this to my mom and she laughed. I knew I was fvcked up but not that bad. Anyways ignore those damn commercials. People are to complex to be summed up by stupid questions.

Dude, eHarmony (and any other dating site) is nothing different than dating offline, you aren't always going to be able to immediately find someone whose compatible with you. And as for those questions, it's just qualifying. This is where a lot of guys keep having the problem with hooking up with b1tches, they are too enamored with her looks that they neglect learning anything about her.

 

[LA_Chico]

yea bro, sometimes online dating sucks man

 

[Chosen1]

Dude, eHarmony (and any other dating site) is nothing different than dating offline, you aren't always going to be able to immediately find someone whose compatible with you. And as for those questions, it's just qualifying. This is where a lot of guys keep having the problem with hooking up with b1tches, they are too enamored with her looks that they neglect learning anything about her.

I'm not mad about the questions I'm mad it said I wasn't compatible with any body I was like whaaaaaaa. I know better then to hook up with a b!tch. Learning about your as I call them buddy is important because it'll like being friends with a stranger.

 

[Scorched]

Well, I was over at thundercat's new website (again) and he had a new post up about Eharmony. Now I have tried Eharmony,after seeing those corny commercials. I have to say it sucks. First I had to do all these damn preselected questions. The worst thing is that the test said I was incompatable with anybod. Needless to say I was pissed, I spent all this time putting up my profile and you betray me like this:box:. I told this to my mom and she laughed. I knew I was fvcked up but not that bad. Anyways ignore those damn commercials. People are to complex to be summed up by stupid questions.

Dude, that is SOOoooo funny!

Eharmony sounds more for chumps, then like other websites like myspace...

I agree
Screw those questions man!

The internet dating fad is so huge that you can buy web site templates that are FOR DATING. Like it does EVERYTHING for you. You just have do like 15 minutes of tweaking and advertise!
Example.
http://www.webdevelopersnotes.com/templates/dating_templates.php3