"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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all we are allowed in college in dorms are microwaves and fridges. i s till want to eat eggs though, do any of you have any experience with eating microwaved eggs, as in how to cook them and how they taste?
thanks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you put a little water in with 'em it's a fast way to have soft boiled eggs. Scrambled works great too.
 

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For some reason the middle of the bowl doens't cook so I have to stir every 30 seconds.

Or have em raw. If you are paranoid about somalia like me, boil some water ( by microwave) and turn the heat off. Then crack your eggs into the water and drink egg soup. The heat should kill the germs and the eggs will mostly still be liquid. Put whatever flavorings/veggies/meat you want into the soup.
 

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ill consider raw for later.
interesting ideas guys. any thoughts on scrambled microwave eggs?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Give it to us raw and wriggling!

Yes preciiiiiiouuuusss!!
 

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we have these plastic cut things that you put eggs in, then pop in the microwave for perfect little round egg "thingies".... they taste pretty good.
 

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Eating microwaved egg is like eating chicken breast from the gutter.

If you don't care about your health then it's fine,you will still get the protein.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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kickureface said:
blinkwatt give me another idea then
Pick up a portable stove top gizmo(& hide it) and make scrambled egg whites.

Use the same stove top to boil water and make hard-boiled egg whites.
 

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I'm not sure what school you're going to. At my old school, you were basically screwed as far as cooking goes. When I transferred, some of the dorms actually had community kitchens, and the cafeteria food wasn't half bad. If you do end up with a kitchen, you may be in luck to make the usual stuff (scrambled eggs or however you prefer), and you should be able to get scrambled eggs from your cafeteria for breakfast. Some schools are better than others as far as food as concerned.
 

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penkitten said:
microwaved eggs taste like rubber.

infact more like leather!

i once made an omlette in a MW and I built jaw muscles in just one sitting!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You people can't cook. Just mix 1 tablespoon of milk per egg, beat together, and microwave to make scrambled eggs. Stir after it starts to cook around the outside. This makes perfect scrambled eggs. Add cheese, salt, and pepper to taste.

btw, I was doing this when I was 12. The taught it in 6th grade. I don't understand the difficulty. Are you guys not putting in the milk? I have never had bad eggs this way.
 

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i never tried putting milk in eggs. is this common? seems weird as fck to me.
 

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just a microwave and fridge? **** I had cookers and ovens and hobs to boil **** in my dorms at uni
 

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i've always put milk in scrambled eggs.

as said above, check on whether your dorm has a community kitchen.
 

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Milk in scrambled eggs is very common. In fact I've never heard of NOT putting milk in scrambled eggs.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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