"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Effective use of your ignore list.

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You know the scene from the Matrix where Neo is in for interrogation?

Right before they "bug" him?

"What good is a phone call... if you are unable to speak?"

And then Neo's mouth melts together?

The ignore function is like that.

What good is a troll... if they are unable to "speak"?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Hmmm, maybe someone shoud start a "tit size matters" thread.... ;)
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Can we talk about the importance of losing the foreskin too? :)
 
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Wyldfire said:
The ironic thing about HPV is that women who have sex with men who are uncircumcised get HPV more often. It's also one of the main causes of cervical cancer in women. So, if you don't like so many women getting HPV cut that nasty foreskin off.

My refusal to touch anyone with foreskin may be politically incorrect...but I don't have HPV and am less likely to have cervical cancer because of my shallowness.
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LAWL. This place has turned into a serious troll fest. Anyone that actually still has an interest in talking about game, head over to the Mystery Method forums.
 
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Dammit! Yet another dildo quoting trolls that I have to ignore!

*clickety-click-clicko*

That was easy. :yawn:

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Hmmm....what if this thread was an ingenious way to suck in trolls...
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I can't stop laughing at this! It has me thinking the same thing about every thread now... Damn you Docs for getting it stuck in my head!
 
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You may as well just put everyone on that list. The amount of good information that you get from this site will be the same.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Wyldfire said:
Can we talk about the importance of losing the foreskin too? :)
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Uh-oh... Here we go!

I had better keep quiet....
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Uh-oh... Here we go!

I had better keep quiet....
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Or, keep HER quiet.

Dude, do, please, stop quoting obvious trolls.

"Uh-oh... Here we go!"

:cuss: You KNOW it's a troll, and what do you do? You QUOTE it? :kick:
 
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Or, keep HER quiet.

Dude, do, please, stop quoting obvious trolls.

"Uh-oh... Here we go!"

:cuss: You KNOW it's a troll, and what do you do? You QUOTE it? :kick:
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What, A guy can't rattle cages and watch the fray from the sidelines anymore? :p
 
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What, A guy can't rattle cages and watch the fray from the sidelines anymore? :p
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Dude, you're lucky I know you're a smooth pimp and understand your humor, otherwise your ass would be ingored.

What I'm asking is that, for the sake of the new and impressionable, you lead by example and help raise the bar here. People come here and switch to "learn, learn, learn" mode, don't teach folks that trolling is an acceptable alternative to boredom.

Instead, help them to get another, more productive hobby, like knitting, that occupies the hands.
 
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