Sunday I went and saw my cousin at a bigass rave. And when I say big I mean big. We were all on e.
I talk to the girl ask if she has chewing gum. She says she wishes. Then the rest say they wanna go. Me and the girl decided we wanted to stay. Only problem was I lost my bank card a few days before. So I was broke AF. Couldn't do ****. I asked the girl if she could get me a drink and then we were like lets gtfo just like the rest because there aint no point if we are all broke. So no pvssy that day.
Then tuesday I decide to just go out for a drink and relax. A friend of mine drags me to another bar. I find a french girl and I ended up fvcking that one.
Last night was wednesday. I went out with my other buddy, no pvssy.
Now on thursday I went to work to do my bartending. There was a mad russian model chick just sitting by herself drinking vodka/redbull and filming herself for instagram and a bunch of ****. I went out to go smoke with her and got the number/made out a little. Asked my boss for permission to leave with the girl. He said yeah. So I go with the ****ing girl. We go to another bar. She ended up fighting with another girl+guy at the next bar, I was like WTF calm down. She pulled on the other cvnts hair I was like WTF!! Then we went to the other bar. I asked her what the wanted she said bubble water. I went and ordered her a bubble water and a beer for myself. Then the girl tasted it and was like: "WHAT NO VODKA?!" and she left. I ran after her. Then I asked for an explanation and while we were talking she got hit by a police car. She started to cry. I actually felt sorry for her. Very sensitive girl. Very sweet actually. But also quite volatile. So we approached the officer. I asked him to apologize because she was upset. She filmed him and was like threatening to have him fvcked up or something. Then we left. Got a taxi and got 2 wine bottles and went to her place. She wanted coke. I didn't have any. We had some wine. I got her naked. She pulled down my pants and pulled off my shirt, and I was sucking on her nipples. She told me to get a condom. I went and got a condom and came back. Then while making out she fell over the back of the couch and I was gonna stick my **** inside. She got pissed off. Told me to gtfo. Slapped me in the face. And I left. I tried to reconcile. But all I can think of is that I should have been more romantic.
She asked me if I wanted a baby with her. Why I didn't use condom. Do I want to pay 10 000 per month for her and her children? I said no. Then she told me to gtfo. I took my time putting on my clothes and got a good slap in the face for it, which was the most exciting part of the night. Then I left.
So what did I learn:
#1. Have your money in order.
#2. Be romantic and patient.
That's all I learned. Just felt like telling the story.
Let's hear what you guys say lol.
I talk to the girl ask if she has chewing gum. She says she wishes. Then the rest say they wanna go. Me and the girl decided we wanted to stay. Only problem was I lost my bank card a few days before. So I was broke AF. Couldn't do ****. I asked the girl if she could get me a drink and then we were like lets gtfo just like the rest because there aint no point if we are all broke. So no pvssy that day.
Then tuesday I decide to just go out for a drink and relax. A friend of mine drags me to another bar. I find a french girl and I ended up fvcking that one.
Last night was wednesday. I went out with my other buddy, no pvssy.
Now on thursday I went to work to do my bartending. There was a mad russian model chick just sitting by herself drinking vodka/redbull and filming herself for instagram and a bunch of ****. I went out to go smoke with her and got the number/made out a little. Asked my boss for permission to leave with the girl. He said yeah. So I go with the ****ing girl. We go to another bar. She ended up fighting with another girl+guy at the next bar, I was like WTF calm down. She pulled on the other cvnts hair I was like WTF!! Then we went to the other bar. I asked her what the wanted she said bubble water. I went and ordered her a bubble water and a beer for myself. Then the girl tasted it and was like: "WHAT NO VODKA?!" and she left. I ran after her. Then I asked for an explanation and while we were talking she got hit by a police car. She started to cry. I actually felt sorry for her. Very sensitive girl. Very sweet actually. But also quite volatile. So we approached the officer. I asked him to apologize because she was upset. She filmed him and was like threatening to have him fvcked up or something. Then we left. Got a taxi and got 2 wine bottles and went to her place. She wanted coke. I didn't have any. We had some wine. I got her naked. She pulled down my pants and pulled off my shirt, and I was sucking on her nipples. She told me to get a condom. I went and got a condom and came back. Then while making out she fell over the back of the couch and I was gonna stick my **** inside. She got pissed off. Told me to gtfo. Slapped me in the face. And I left. I tried to reconcile. But all I can think of is that I should have been more romantic.
She asked me if I wanted a baby with her. Why I didn't use condom. Do I want to pay 10 000 per month for her and her children? I said no. Then she told me to gtfo. I took my time putting on my clothes and got a good slap in the face for it, which was the most exciting part of the night. Then I left.
So what did I learn:
#1. Have your money in order.
#2. Be romantic and patient.
That's all I learned. Just felt like telling the story.
Let's hear what you guys say lol.
