"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Eczema (or however you spell it)

arutha

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Anyone got any simple tips on how to get rid of it? Preferably not with products designed to do so since it is on my eyelids so any of that stuff is too dangerous to use so close to the eyes. Maybe a diet change of a certain drink or vitamin or something? I don't know..

I've been throwing water on it as often as possible for a while and it seems to have cleared up pretty well (and about time, its been there for f***in years) but it is still slightly noticeable when I look really close and occasionally it has bad days.

Doctors just said I'd grow out of it, one said when I was 27 or something odd like that, stuff that for a joke.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gus

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I have it all over my body, so here's some tips to keep it at bay:

Don't take hot showers, they'll make it break out BAD (lukewarm showers are okay, as long as you don't sweat and it's not too steamy).

Go to the doctor and get this stuff called Elidel. Works like a dream. It won't get in your eye if you just put a thin film on (or put it at the very top of your eyelid and then look up and it'll get a very thin layer on the rest of your lid).

Don't scratch it, it makes it a LOT WORSE.
 

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Someone else suggested cooler showers to me, I never quite saw the logic though. Do you know why?

I tried for a while and didn't really notice much except that I was getting bloody cold, so I'm back to having steaming hot showers. Oh well, splashing cold water on my face as often as possible has seemed to help.

Yeah thanks, scratching would iritate it..
 

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they say that temperature extremes in water can cause skin irritation.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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