"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Eating P*ssy
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do not blow air into a vagina. It can kill the woman.
Mechanism: Air blown into the vagina can make it to the fallopian tubes and get absorbed by the ovarian vessels. The air bubble can then get lodged somewhere important, blocking off blood supply. This equals death.
I have never really tried it before until my new relationship. But eating the pus*y seems like an impossible task. It smells like fish. Althought I did put my tongue in there a few times, I didn't really enjoy it at all even after my girlfriend took a shower. Any idea on how to do it more effectively?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
If you are serious I think that technical advice would be, shove your mouth over it, dont lick at it like a saucer of milk, press your tongue over the ****orus and move it back and forth over it, with regular rythm.
The main thrill of dining at the Y, is watching the woman go "off". If you are missing that urge, it is more of an issue of your goals sexually. Women find it difficult to orgasmm without this.
Anyway, that was a little embarrassing to answer. good luck.
Secondly, become familiar with two areas:
1. the cl*t
2. the deep g-spot located deep in side at the top. It will feel like rough skin up there.
Your goal is to lick her cl*t while you use two fingers to finger f*ck her hitting the deep g-spot.
This will give her one of the deepest orgasms she has ever had once you perfect the technique.
I save it as a reward thing for women that I see.
A man who is adept at eating pvssy and getting the woman to orgasm through ****oral stimulation is a man whom women will keep in her stable of studs. 85% of females have never experienced the delerious joy of ****oral orgasm. Men usually don't go down on a woman. It's usually "bam, bam, thank you maam"; he gets his 3 to 5 minutes of humping and she feels unfulfilled. Remember that for a woman, she needs about 3 times the interval of a man in order to be sexually into the game. Massaging her boobs, kissing her back, caressing her neck and eating out her vagi*a, etc., are all things that po*n movies give very little attention to.
Grab her ankles and spread her legs wide apart and work your way from the base of her vagi*a up to her cl*t. Use your wet tongue to swing from side to side, then go clockwise and alternate to a counterclockwise motion on her labia. Up and down and sideways and around and around. Look at her with a sheepish grin and dive straight back into her muff. Tell her she tastes so sweet and delicious (even there's a tinge of an aroma; regardless if she's very hygenic, there's still a slight odor: get used to it though). She'll be moaning and groaning and her wagging tongue will purse her lips. She has probably never had a man eat her before and here you are, the very first considerate lover she's had who absolutely knows how to pleasure a woman in a way that euphoria doesn't do it justice. If you go at it for about 6 to 10 minutes when her cl*t has been aroused sufficiently, she'll erupt in sheer estascy!! Trust me on this. She'll convulse and buck up and down as her vagin*l area gets pulverized by an immense sensation that she has rarely experienced. You have driven her over the precipice of delights!
She'll want it more and more!
Nex
Senior Don Juan
OH MY ****ING GOD!
What?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Sounds to me like your girl has a hygiene problem that she needs to take a hard look at. I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on me if I stank down there, why should you do it for her?
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dudes, sometimes it is the GIRLS FAULT for messing up the relationship or a sexual one for that manner. i'm the type that likes being clean , and she doesn't seem to be that type.
Giving a guide like "how to eat pvvsy" is useless if the girl doesn't know "how to make sure it's clean before the deed." I think guys seen enough porno vids to know that girls might enjoy oral, but to guys that don't - more than half the cases point to "smell."
BigWillyStyle
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I'll read this over and over til I get it down pat and try it on my current GF, I won't give up til she cvms from cunninglius. Thanks for the article, dude.
But, the problem I have had, with her and the last two girls is that they havent came from me doing oral.
The first girl I ever went down on came so easily from me doing oral.
I think some women have way more trouble coming that way.
Either way my current gf will have no complaints from me. I will keep trying until i get her to *** on a regular basis.
It sure helps that she loves to return the favor!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.