"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Eating P*ssy
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Do not blow air into a vagina. It can kill the woman.
Mechanism: Air blown into the vagina can make it to the fallopian tubes and get absorbed by the ovarian vessels. The air bubble can then get lodged somewhere important, blocking off blood supply. This equals death.
I have never really tried it before until my new relationship. But eating the pus*y seems like an impossible task. It smells like fish. Althought I did put my tongue in there a few times, I didn't really enjoy it at all even after my girlfriend took a shower. Any idea on how to do it more effectively?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
If you are serious I think that technical advice would be, shove your mouth over it, dont lick at it like a saucer of milk, press your tongue over the ****orus and move it back and forth over it, with regular rythm.
The main thrill of dining at the Y, is watching the woman go "off". If you are missing that urge, it is more of an issue of your goals sexually. Women find it difficult to orgasmm without this.
Anyway, that was a little embarrassing to answer. good luck.
Secondly, become familiar with two areas:
1. the cl*t
2. the deep g-spot located deep in side at the top. It will feel like rough skin up there.
Your goal is to lick her cl*t while you use two fingers to finger f*ck her hitting the deep g-spot.
This will give her one of the deepest orgasms she has ever had once you perfect the technique.
I save it as a reward thing for women that I see.
A man who is adept at eating pvssy and getting the woman to orgasm through ****oral stimulation is a man whom women will keep in her stable of studs. 85% of females have never experienced the delerious joy of ****oral orgasm. Men usually don't go down on a woman. It's usually "bam, bam, thank you maam"; he gets his 3 to 5 minutes of humping and she feels unfulfilled. Remember that for a woman, she needs about 3 times the interval of a man in order to be sexually into the game. Massaging her boobs, kissing her back, caressing her neck and eating out her vagi*a, etc., are all things that po*n movies give very little attention to.
Grab her ankles and spread her legs wide apart and work your way from the base of her vagi*a up to her cl*t. Use your wet tongue to swing from side to side, then go clockwise and alternate to a counterclockwise motion on her labia. Up and down and sideways and around and around. Look at her with a sheepish grin and dive straight back into her muff. Tell her she tastes so sweet and delicious (even there's a tinge of an aroma; regardless if she's very hygenic, there's still a slight odor: get used to it though). She'll be moaning and groaning and her wagging tongue will purse her lips. She has probably never had a man eat her before and here you are, the very first considerate lover she's had who absolutely knows how to pleasure a woman in a way that euphoria doesn't do it justice. If you go at it for about 6 to 10 minutes when her cl*t has been aroused sufficiently, she'll erupt in sheer estascy!! Trust me on this. She'll convulse and buck up and down as her vagin*l area gets pulverized by an immense sensation that she has rarely experienced. You have driven her over the precipice of delights!
She'll want it more and more!
Nex
Senior Don Juan
OH MY ****ING GOD!
What?
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Sounds to me like your girl has a hygiene problem that she needs to take a hard look at. I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on me if I stank down there, why should you do it for her?
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dudes, sometimes it is the GIRLS FAULT for messing up the relationship or a sexual one for that manner. i'm the type that likes being clean , and she doesn't seem to be that type.
Giving a guide like "how to eat pvvsy" is useless if the girl doesn't know "how to make sure it's clean before the deed." I think guys seen enough porno vids to know that girls might enjoy oral, but to guys that don't - more than half the cases point to "smell."
BigWillyStyle
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I'll read this over and over til I get it down pat and try it on my current GF, I won't give up til she cvms from cunninglius. Thanks for the article, dude.
But, the problem I have had, with her and the last two girls is that they havent came from me doing oral.
The first girl I ever went down on came so easily from me doing oral.
I think some women have way more trouble coming that way.
Either way my current gf will have no complaints from me. I will keep trying until i get her to *** on a regular basis.
It sure helps that she loves to return the favor!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.