Eating a girl out

[lost_blackbird]

I'd rather wash my van than eat pvssy, or go for a walk, visit the supermarket, watch TV, do my washing,
go to work, pretty much anything else. In 18 years with my ex wife I got busy down there maybe 10 times
in total. It does absolutely nothing for me except increase my likelihood of getting a cold sore. Again, the
whole idea of being physical with a female literally makes me shudder.

I'd love to be able to work out what it is I need to do to be able to enjoy this kind of stuff.

 

[ThisIsSparta]

It also highly increases the risk of STD... which is why I don't do it.

Remember that you are having a feast where the last bro had his stiff co'ck there not long before you went there licking like it was summer ice cream...
I would need to know her way better before doing that.

Dude, relax ..... the girl could just have sucked off her boss at the end of her shift before meeting you and kissing you after the first(2nd,3rd) date.

If you need to be on the safe side, no kissing before marriage!!!

 

[Mister_Skinny_Jeanz]

i used to eat, not so much anymore. current gf sucks me off whenever i want, never have to eat her

 

[SargeMaximus]

I’m a Primal kink. Meaning I only do what I feel like doing. I don’t like giving oral so I don’t. I do lose some girls because of that but that’s ok. I’m only interested in girls who want to please ME

 

[lost_blackbird]

Most guys are horrible at eating pvssy.

To be fair I'm pretty rubbish at most things I don't enjoy doing.
Being 100% honest, I'm completely awful in bed generally.

 

[Grneyedguy]

I love going down on a woman. Love it. I don't necessarily care if the woman returns the favor as for me it's all about giving pleasure as I take pleasure from it. Yah there is hygiene and all but really being down there tween her legs is a total turn on. Give me the option of ****ing or eating and I'll chose eating. And like several comments above the women whom of serviced have appreciated it and come calling for more.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

I've heard arguments on both sides in regards to this question: is it "pedastalizing" to eat out a girl?

Some will say its placing too much importance on her and making her gratification the focus of the sex rather than your yourself. Some guys will even say it's irrelevant if the girl cums or not and that her sexual attraction towards you is entirely a mind game.

Personally I do not agree with this... I love going down on a girl and I'll happily do it even on first dates. I like doing it mostly because it relieves some of the pressure to perform knowing that she already came, plus it increases the odds of getting a BJ to 100%. Maybe it is a bit tryhard but most girls have vocalized how impressed they were after I did it and I since I can't always make a girl nut from ****ing her alone, it seems no brainer to do it.

It's pretty gay. Never have. Never will.

These women are getting ran through. Putting your face there is like a trip to the bath house

 

[Visionist]

I'll say no more.

 

[SargeMaximus]

I love going down on a woman. Love it. I don't necessarily care if the woman returns the favor as for me it's all about giving pleasure as I take pleasure from it. Yah there is hygiene and all but really being down there tween her legs is a total turn on. Give me the option of ****ing or eating and I'll chose eating. And like several comments above the women whom of serviced have appreciated it and come calling for more.

Never understood this mindset. Takes all kinds I suppose

 

[Velasco]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375441952104144906

 

[firstbornunicorn]

Also, the chicks I make orgasm from penetration it always seems to be more about her interest level than anything I do. There have been girls I thought my performance was mediocre and they went to sleep misty eyed and legs shaking.

Yup! My last hook up was after me driving 8 hours and skipping two meals for the day. I was starving when we banged, but she came in like 5 minutes of me not even trying. She was ridiculously horny though, the flirting started early and all that build up really does make a difference.

Eating out is reserved for when I'm the only dude she's seeing, and I can do some pretty amazing stuff.

 

[manfrombelow]

Next time you eat a girl out, put some warm water in your mouth beforehand.

Trust this.

Nice. Thanks.

 

[manfrombelow]

It also highly increases the risk of STD... which is why I don't do it.

Remember that you are having a feast where the last bro had his stiff co'ck there not long before you went there licking like it was summer ice cream...
I would need to know her way better before doing that.

The 1st ever hooker I was with gave me a nightmare that still haunts me until today: Being a virgin that I was, I was very curious to see and smell a REAL pvssy up-close, but the moment I put my nose near it, it smelled like a dead rat.

Years later, I guessed it must have been leftover c.um from another guy.

This gave me trauma, but I am eating pvssy fine now.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375441952104144906

Since women say the opposite of everything they mean, this must mean they love ***** eaters.

 

[AureliusMaximus]

"Bragging about loving to eat p'ussy is code for I have a small di'ck"
Ha ha that argument is a completely new one for me. Never heard that one before.
lmfao

 

[Hamurabimbi]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375441952104144906

This might be true. I was with a FWB who asked me ‘How come guys with big dvcks don’t eat pu$$y?’

 

[B80]

Does that mean girls who brag about their bj skills have a baggy vagina?

 

[firstbornunicorn]

The 1st ever hooker I was with gave me a nightmare that still haunts me until today: Being a virgin that I was, I was very curious to see and smell a REAL pvssy up-close, but the moment I put my nose near it, it smelled like a dead rat.

Years later, I guessed it must have been leftover c.um from another guy.

This gave me trauma, but I am eating pvssy fine now.

Bruh. I've literally never been around a poosay that smelled.

This might be true. I was with a FWB who asked me ‘How come guys with big dvcks don’t eat pu$$y?’

My excuse is that I had a christian gf for a time and no penetration was allowed. But God was chill with me eating her out.

 

[Velasco]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375444992605446151

 

[manfrombelow]

Bruh. I've literally never been around a poosay that smelled.

You should add it to your bucket list then. Highly recommended.