"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stop, you dont have a clue what to do yourself, so stop telling other people what to do. Go out in the fu8cking world and practice this sh1t and discuss it with more experienced Djs before you start giving advice to people that need help.

If you wanna quote the bible line for line, feel free, but anything you pul out of your ass, well you can just put it back cause we dont want it.


Ever hear of the blind leading the blind? Well you f8cking know if youre blind so f8ucking stop trying to lead.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Jester
Stop, you dont have a clue what to do yourself, so stop telling other people what to do. Go out in the fu8cking world and practice this sh1t and discuss it with more experienced Djs before you start giving advice to people that need help.

If you wanna quote the bible line for line, feel free, but anything you pul out of your ass, well you can just put it back cause we dont want it.


Ever hear of the blind leading the blind? Well you f8cking know if youre blind so f8ucking stop trying to lead.
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True. Most of your limited personal experiences coincide with your results. 90% of the time its bullshit conjecture. Unless what you are saying is field tested and over the 75% success mark, you are confident about your answer and you can back it up if needed, please shut up, eh?

Nevertheless, I'd take everything I see here with a grain of salt. Do, try, experience, expriment; I cannot describe or tell you the taste of honey until you experience it upon your tongue.
 
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On the other hand, there's nothing wrong with adding a speculative suggestion.

~ivan
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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