"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Dumb ass *****!!

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This dumb ass ***** whos been going out with my bro for what 8 months?

Well she's at Duke university.

She came to her old highschool. Why? I don't know. She looks in the classroom from the hall, but kind of hiding (what a dumb ass, why would you hide?)

Well she just stares at me, expecting me to say something, untill i went back to my work. She finally realized that i'm not my bro. What a dumb *****. If you go out with someone for 9 months, at least you can recognize the person. Right?

Ten bucks she won't graduate from Duke!!! Any takers?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by whyshy
This dumb ass ***** whos been going out with my bro for what 8 months?

Well she's at Duke university.

She came to her old highschool. Why? I don't know. She looks in the classroom from the hall, but kind of hiding (what a dumb ass, why would you hide?)

Well she just stares at me, expecting me to say something, untill i went back to my work. She finally realized that i'm not my bro. What a dumb *****. If you go out with someone for 9 months, at least you can recognize the person. Right?

Ten bucks she won't graduate from Duke!!! Any takers?
Work on your emotions. You come over as a very unstable person. Try out yoga classes or do anything else that prevents you from posting something like this. :down:
 

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milkman is right, you sound pretty insecure about your bro having a girl. Go get a girl of your own and stop being so pissed off and insecure and jealous.
 

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Why did you feel the need to post this?
 

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I felt the need to post this to show that this bitoch doesn't know ****, it just shows that the relationship they had was just.............a lie. I mean she can't even tell who the hell she's looking at.

Even when she calls, she doesn't know the difference. How can you fell all these emotions for someone when you don't even know the person.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah, i had a goat once!

have you ever been sexually assaulted by an aroused goat?
 
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