"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dumb ass *****!!

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This dumb ass ***** whos been going out with my bro for what 8 months?

Well she's at Duke university.

She came to her old highschool. Why? I don't know. She looks in the classroom from the hall, but kind of hiding (what a dumb ass, why would you hide?)

Well she just stares at me, expecting me to say something, untill i went back to my work. She finally realized that i'm not my bro. What a dumb *****. If you go out with someone for 9 months, at least you can recognize the person. Right?

Ten bucks she won't graduate from Duke!!! Any takers?
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by whyshy
This dumb ass ***** whos been going out with my bro for what 8 months?

Well she's at Duke university.

She came to her old highschool. Why? I don't know. She looks in the classroom from the hall, but kind of hiding (what a dumb ass, why would you hide?)

Well she just stares at me, expecting me to say something, untill i went back to my work. She finally realized that i'm not my bro. What a dumb *****. If you go out with someone for 9 months, at least you can recognize the person. Right?

Ten bucks she won't graduate from Duke!!! Any takers?
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Work on your emotions. You come over as a very unstable person. Try out yoga classes or do anything else that prevents you from posting something like this. :down:
 
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milkman is right, you sound pretty insecure about your bro having a girl. Go get a girl of your own and stop being so pissed off and insecure and jealous.
 
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Why did you feel the need to post this?
 
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I felt the need to post this to show that this bitoch doesn't know ****, it just shows that the relationship they had was just.............a lie. I mean she can't even tell who the hell she's looking at.

Even when she calls, she doesn't know the difference. How can you fell all these emotions for someone when you don't even know the person.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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yeah, i had a goat once!

have you ever been sexually assaulted by an aroused goat?
 
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