"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Duke Boys and their Women Problems

Bible_Belt

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The mountain might get 'em but the law never will? I don't know, Waylon, I don't know.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...-over-unpaid-spousal-support-report-says.html

'Dukes of Hazzard's' John Schneider facing jail time over unpaid spousal support, report says

Schneider owes his ex Elvira Castle $185,000 and she filed documents to ask for the maximum punishment of nearly three months in jail.

Schneider isn't the only "Dukes of Hazzard" star facing legal trouble lately.


Tom Wopat, who played Luke Duke on the hit show, was accused of assaulting two female members of a musical last year. One of his accusers was 16-years-old. A police report at the time said Wopat allegedly hit a girl's buttocks with his script, saying "nice butt." Wopat pleaded not guilty to groping the unidentified woman.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tom Wopat, who played Luke Duke on the hit show, was accused of assaulting two female members of a musical last year. One of his accusers was 16-years-old. A police report at the time said Wopat allegedly hit a girl's buttocks with his script, saying "nice butt."
Omigosh, she'll be scarred for life! How can she ever move on from this?
Wopat should be locked up for life, if not executed! :rolleyes:

This MeToo stuff, I don't know.
 

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California right? Prisons must be empty, from all the canceled marijuanna offenses.
 
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