"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Duke Boys and their Women Problems

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The mountain might get 'em but the law never will? I don't know, Waylon, I don't know.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...-over-unpaid-spousal-support-report-says.html

'Dukes of Hazzard's' John Schneider facing jail time over unpaid spousal support, report says

Schneider owes his ex Elvira Castle $185,000 and she filed documents to ask for the maximum punishment of nearly three months in jail.

Schneider isn't the only "Dukes of Hazzard" star facing legal trouble lately.


Tom Wopat, who played Luke Duke on the hit show, was accused of assaulting two female members of a musical last year. One of his accusers was 16-years-old. A police report at the time said Wopat allegedly hit a girl's buttocks with his script, saying "nice butt." Wopat pleaded not guilty to groping the unidentified woman.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Tom Wopat, who played Luke Duke on the hit show, was accused of assaulting two female members of a musical last year. One of his accusers was 16-years-old. A police report at the time said Wopat allegedly hit a girl's buttocks with his script, saying "nice butt."
Omigosh, she'll be scarred for life! How can she ever move on from this?
Wopat should be locked up for life, if not executed! :rolleyes:

This MeToo stuff, I don't know.
 

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California right? Prisons must be empty, from all the canceled marijuanna offenses.
 
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